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{Open to the survivors at CHAOSMART, patiently waiting for Zippy to return from the washroom.}

BADSTAR: HOW DO PLATYPUSES PEE ANYWAY

KIRBYCHU: Mayor, that's not a very appropria-

BADSTAR: HOW DO YOU PEE, COME TO MENTION IT

KIRBYCHU: What?

BADSTAR: I'M JUST SAYIN'. YOU'RE A... KIRBY... PIKACHU THING. HOW DO YOU PEE. DO YOU HAVE A PE-

{Zippy returns from the washroom.}

ZOO: Oh boy, Zippy's back!

ZIPPY: Eh, did I miss anything?

BADSTAR: YEAH, I WAS JUST ASKING KIRBYCHU IF HE HAD A PE-

ZIPPY: Okay yeah, let's continue the story.

JCM: But I'm genuinely curious!

ZIPPY: JCM, shut up.

{Cut back to the freeze-frame from last episode. Bell is in the process of landing a punch on Raiku. The scene resumes, with Raiku being knocked out of the crater and into a group of houses. Bell flies up into the air.}

TORRENT: Oh god, not Mrs. Henderson's place! She baked the second best pies!

{Raiku stands up, and wipes a small speck of blood from his face. He smirks.}

RAIKU: I guess it is too late to say sorry. Not that I am.

{Raiku charges towards Bell, ready to attack him. As Raiku is about to through a punch, Bell quickly flies out of the way, causing Raiku to stagger, awkwardly decelerating. Raiku looks irritated.}

RAIKU: HEY. THAT'S CHEATING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

{Bell stays silent, staring at Raiku with an expression of contempt.}

RAIKU: What? Aren't you gonna say anything?

{Bell stays still, floating in the air without a word.}

RAIKU: It doesn't matter anyway! I'm still gonna kick your ass!

{Raiku charges against Bell again. This time, Bell quickly teleports behind him and kicks him in the back, causing him to crash into another house.}

TORRENT: You just destroyed Mr. Cohen's house, you fucking dick!

{Raiku crawls out of the wreckage.}

RAIKU: Help me, damn it!

TORRENT: What, and get in the way of the guy who's wife you killed? No thanks, I think I'd rather sit this one out. Besides, you brought this upon yourself.

RAIKU: You're such a fucking pussy, Dave!

TORRENT: Hey, at least you called me by my new name!

RAIKU: Fuck you!

{Raiku turns to Raggon and Raggonix.}

RAIKU: You two, help me out here!

{The two nod and ascend to the sky with Raiku.}

RAGGON: PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED, LOSER!

{Raggon charges at Bell, succeeding at punching him in the face. The two proceed to exchange punches in midair, with Raggon appearing to gain an upper hand over Bell for a short while. Suddenly, Bell lands a sharp blow to Raggon's diaphragm, knocking the air out of his lungs. Bell then follows with a second punch, this time strong enough for his fist to go into his stomach. Raggon coughs up blood.}

TORRENT: Oh, geez. Y'know Raiku, I think you might be next.

RAIKU: I swear to god, Torrent. Shut the fuck up.

TORRENT: Y'know, I'm just here, without a house, no material possessions, yeah. But yeah, fine. I'll just stand here and not say anything. Nothing at all.

{Bell grins as Raggon coughs blood onto his helmet. Bell lifts Raggon up, his fist still inside his stomach, impaling him further. Raggonix looks in horror.}

RAGGONIX: Raggon...

RAGGON: I.. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD... ANYMORE... I DON'T...

{Bell releases a massive blast of energy from his hand, evaporating Raggon almost instantly, leaving nothing but scraps from his clothing. Tears are streaming from Raggonix's eyes as he witnessed his brother get killed.}

RAGGONIX: He... killed him...

{Raiku looks at the scraps of clothing fall. He looks displeased.}

RAIKU: Really, Raggon? Was that all you had? Psht, that's disappointing!

{Raggonix looks back at Raiku. He is absolutely furious.}

RAGGONIX: MY BROTHER FUCKING DIED, AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED HIM!

RAIKU: Yeah, I can definitely see that. Go kill him back.

{Raiku shoos Raggonix away. Raggonix ascends higher, angry at Raiku, and furious at Bell.}

RAGGONIX: This never would've happened if it weren't for you, Raiku! I told you that you shouldn't have fucking messed with Sarah! Now look what's happening!

TORRENT: He has a point, brother.

RAIKU: But he kicked me out of the Council! He had it coming!! He deserved it... SHE DESERVED IT!!!

{Raggonix turns to Bell, who is still looking up into the sky from when he killed Raggon. Raggonix charges up his energy. As he does so, the sky around the neighborhood begins to turn grey and cloudy, like a brewing storm.}

RAGGONIX: You'll pay for killing my brother!

{Bell stops looking up at the sky, and turns his head to Raggonix. He wipes Raggon's blood off his helmet with his hand and licks it off. The sight of this enrages Raggonix even further.}

RAGGONIX: You-... YOU MONSTER!!

{Raggonix screams as a bolt of lightning falls from the sky and strikes him, imbuing him with electrical energy. He rushes towards Bell, firing quick shots of lightning in succession. Bell proceeds to dodge most of them but is caught off-guard when one hits him in the chest. Bell is momentarily stunned, which allows Raggonix to fly over to Bell and deliver another attack.}

RAGGONIX: Try this, you bastard!

{Raggon places his hands on Bell's chest, delivering a massive shock through his body and causing Bell's body to spasm uncontrollably. Cut to Bell and Torrent, watching the battle.}

RAGGONIX: Your journey ends here, freak.

RAIKU: Wahey, Raggonix! Kill him, kill him, kill him!!

TORRENT: You know he's going to get himself killed, right? Did you see what he did to Raggon?

RAIKU: Oh, that? Eh. Raggon'll be fine.

TORRENT: Wha-?

{Cut back to the battle. Raggonix takes his hands off from Bell's chest, and Bell crashes down onto the ground, having been sufficiently electrocuted. The attack took a lot of energy out of Raggonix, who slowly descends back to the ground, breathing heavily.}

RAGGONIX: I... I did it... I-... WAIT, WHAT?

{Raggonix quickly turns around to see Bell standing in front of him. He looks to his side to find another Bell, and the other side to find yet another Bell. He walks backward, only to be greeted by another Bell standing right behind him. He is flanked by Bells. Raggonix quickly ascends into the sky to escape the multiple Bells, only to find another Bell waiting for him there too. Raggonix fires a bolt of lightning at the Bell in the sky, quickly vaporizing him, before summoning a giant strike of lightning to destroy the Bells on the ground. Raggonix becomes even more exhausted by this usage of energy. He tries to catch his breath, closing his eyes for just one second, before opening them to see that he is now absolutely surrounded by Bells.}

RAIKU: Come on Raggonix, stop being a fuckin' pussy and kill them already!

RAGGONIX: Fuck-... you... Raiku...

TORRENT: You should probably help him. Bell hasn't even touched him, and he already looks beat.

{Raiku ignores Torrent.}

RAIKU: Don't fuckin' disappoint me, Raggonix! Kill the bastard!

{Raggonix's fury reaches its maximum level as a powerful field of electricity engulfs his body, striking every Bell Clone in the vicinity and destroying them all. The field dissipates and Raggonix crashes to the ground, completely exhausted from his own attacks. Raggonix attempts to stand back up again but fails as he collapses. Bell stands up from the area he crashed into, brushing the rubble from his clothing. He walks towards Raggonix and begins to laugh, the first sound he made since arriving.}

BELL: I feel like I should congratulate you on a job well done. You nearly succeeded in stopping me.

RAGGONIX: How... are there... so many.. of... you...?

BELL: When you stunned me like that, I needed to distract you while I recovered. And then I saw how angry you got, how you used so much energy to kill my clones.

RAIKU: OLDEST TRICK IN THE FUCKIN' BOOK, RAGGONIX.

RAGGONIX: Fuck... you... RAIKU...

{Bell stands over Raggonix, grinning menacingly.}

BELL: You know, in a way I feel kinda sorry for you and your brother. Raiku's gotten you into this shit, and you both suffer the hardest for it.

{Bell kicks Raggonix, flipping him over to his back. Raggonix coughs up blood.}

TORRENT: Raiku, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you just going to let him get killed like that?

RAIKU: It's his fault for being so weak. Besides, that fucker kept cheating in all of our games!

{Bell stamps on Raggonix's chest, causing him to cough up more blood.}

RAGGONIX: I wasn't... cheatin'... you... dick... you just.... suck.

BELL: Any last words, Raggonix?

RAGGONIX: Just kill me... asshole...

BELL: Fine.

{Bell takes his foot off from Raggonix and destroys him with an explosive energy blast, leaving only a crater where he laid.}

RAIKU: Fuckin' weaaaaaak.

{As soon as Raggonix is finished, Bell turns to Raiku next.}

BELL: Looks like you have no more people for me to kill.

{Raiku looks at his brother.}

RAIKU: Torrent, go kill him for me.

TORRENT: What?! He's your fuckin' mess, not mine! Besides, I told you I don't kill anymore!

{Raiku sighs.}

RAIKU: Fine. I'll do it myself, I guess!

{Raiku takes off his helmet, revealing his true face, which is identical to Torrent's. His hair is white, spiky, and somewhat scruffy. He motions to take off his cape, but decides to keep it on, as it looks cool. He ascends upwards into the sky, ready to fight Bell.}

BELL: So you're finally man enough to face me.

RAIKU: Nah, you just killed all my other guys, besides, my brother's a total pussy.

{Torrent rolls his eyes.}

BELL: I plan on making quick work of you, shitstain.

{Raiku yawns.}

RAIKU: Can we get it over with already? I'm bored!

{Bell charges at Raiku and attempts to deliver a punch to his stomach but is stopped when Raiku catches his fist mid-air. Raiku slams Bell's body into the ground. In anger, Bell tries to strike again, aiming at Raiku's face this time, but Raiku slaps Bell first, knocking him over again.}

BELL: What the hell? I was just kicking your ass a few minutes ago!

RAIKU: I was just warming up!

BELL: Yeah? Well, get a load of this!

{Bell powers up his energy, transforming into Pure Watashi Bell.}

PURE WATASHI BELL: FACE THE WRATH OF PURE-...

{Bell is interrupted by Raiku's laughter.}

RAIKU: Are you fuckin' serious right now? That is the lamest fuckin' thing I have ever seen! I mean, I have some lame transformations, but that is-

{Bell conjures a subspace blade and slices Raiku in half, while at the same time slicing the entire floating neighborhood as well, causing one half of it to crash down into the city. Torrent is shocked.}

TORRENT: No. Fucking. WAY!!

{Torrent flies into the battle, furious at Bell and Raiku.}