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KickCheat E-mails #4

LIGHTNING GUY: The moral of the story is

Destroying computers is fun!

Cast: (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad

Places: The Computer room, Strong Bad's computer room

Computer: Kickix 500

Script

{KickCheat types his address}

LIGHTNING GUY: He didn't say anything. GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!

Dear KickCheat,
What does Sucram mean?
From
???

KICKCHEAT: Well stupid, you need a better name! DELETED!!

LIGHTNING GUY: This guy knows how to check his email.

{The Kickix deletes the e-mail.The paper comes down saying "The end". It disapears}

KICKCHEAT: But it ain't over

LIGHTNING GUY: what why please no

{Cut to Strong Bad at The Lappy.}

Dear Strong Bad

This is an e-mail from KickCheat! Delete this and face
Doooooooooom!
From

KickCheat

STRONG BAD: Well for starters, you messed up my computer. So...DELETED!

LIGHTNING GUY: This guy knows how to check his email.

{The Lappy deletes the e-mail. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Meet

KICKCHEAT: Bad idea Strong Bad!!!!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: He's the evil twin of Good idea Strong Bad!

{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy. The lappy has three holes in it.. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}

KICKCHEAT: See ya next time!

{The compy 386 logo appears on the Kickix, followed by the Tandy and the Lappy's logo. The paper comes down saying "The End". A few seconds later, "4 real!!!!!!!!" appear on the paper. The logos and the paper disappear a few seconds later}

KICKCHEAT: I think I should check one more e-mail.

Dear KickCheat,

YOUR COMPUTER A SLODE!!!

KICKCHEAT: What the f...

{cut to an explosion with the words "KA BOOM! appear. Cut back to The Kickix with a hole in it. The Paper comes down saying "THE END"}

KICKCHEAT: {Text at the bottom of the screen} She's dead! End the e-mail. I miss my great computer! {shouting} THERE ARE NO EASTER EGGS TODAY! Go away!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, what the crap just happened?