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These are the slaves

SYLAR: I thought they were characters?

characters.

Liame

He is 21

SYLAR: I think you are lying to be able to drink.

and likes to party.

He is a wizard that is good at fire spells.

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, could he burn himself to a crisp? That would be comedy.

He also killed a giant lion in one hit

LIGHTNING GUY: Mother! Mother! I killed a kitty!
SYLAR: Not Mr. Funnycat!

Other Forms

• Email-man (When he drinks lava, he forms E-mail-man)

LIGHTNING GUY: That's enough Weebl and Bob references for one day.

NOXIGAR: I only vaguely recall Weebl and Bob. Was that another of those Bonus Stage-esque toons?
NAMINE: Yeah, probably.

Also, don't you know that lava

NOXIGAR: {singing} Let a little lava into your heart.

is bad for you?

Negative

It is a no-aged shape shifter. It can take place of anybody.

LIGHTNING GUY: It can take place

NOXIGAR: He meant take shape, sheesh. Not hard to infer.

of anybody? That makes absolutely no sense.

Sarette

She is dimwitted at times, but actually very smart.

LIGHTNING GUY: Who told her that? Her dimwitted parents?

She can build useful things out of junk, but it's never actually been explained how. (Don't ask. It's like Strong Bad and the boxing gloves.)

LIGHTNING GUY: No, Strong Bad and boxing gloves is funny.

She is normally very friendly, but has one little quirk. When she takes hard blows to the head, she becomes insane, and often runs on walls and celings.

LIGHTNING GUY: {singing} Sarette-man, Sarette-man, does whatever a psychopath can.

Kirbychu HR'D

A 14 year old, insane Kirby/Pikachu mix. He's very smart,he's an inventor, and he as all the powers of Kirby and Pikachu. He can also use magic.

LIGHTNING GUY: What's with everyone and magic?

NOXIGAR: Magic's just a blanket term people use. The kind people use is a lot more limited than you'd think, dependent on what magic the person in question specializes in.

Is it just an excuse to be a Mary Sue

NOXIGAR: I thought Mary Sues were just not supposed to have powers at all. They're effectively normies-

NAMINE: Stop using the term normie.
NOXIGAR: Okay. Let me rephrase: Mary Sues are supposed to be normal in accordance with what the Mary Sue creator believes is normal.
NAMINE: What if magic's normal for said author?
NOXIGAR: Then, in that context, the possibility of a character being a Mary Sue could actually exist.
{Short pause.}

NOXIGAR: But, no, I learned a long while ago that people use the term Mary Sue incorrectly.

all the time?

Zoo977

A crazy 10 year old kid with too big of an imagination. He eats orange and purple anything.

LIGHTNING GUY: Ooh, save a grape and an orange for me! Wait, no. I don't know where your hands have been.

He is hyperactive, and loves to fill pools with sand and dive in.

LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, look at that idiot swimming in a sandbox!

He enjoys his as evil as can be dastardly evil fuzzle, arron.

LIGHTNING GUY: Fuzzle. That sounds like a frightening species.

He carries him in his backpack. He also likes to play his flute in emergencies for no reason.

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, when there's something dangerous happening, and you have a flute right there, who can resist?

Raiku

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, what? Isn't that guy right next to me?

He's a Smart and funny 11 Year old. He is the comic relif and the funny one. He likes to eat ice cream.

LIGHTNING GUY: Sorry, I'm still recovering from the fact that I've been duped into working with the enemy.

SYLAR: Actully, they are the ones who are duped.

NAMINE: Wait, Sylar isn't Raiku, character-wise?

NOXIGAR: Yeah, no, Raiku just became Lou Cypher after a while.
NAMINE: I hope to never meet Lou Cypher.

NOXIGAR: We won't, rest assured.