RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/91

I think we can call it special since it's ongoing, unlike a majority of other projects 'round here. Even The World's Greatest has kicked the bucket.

NAMINE: I think that's the sickest burn Ben has done on you, Noxigar. And he's started some sick fires that have lasted for years.

NOXIGAR: ...I give up on this.
NAMINE: What? Why?
NOXIGAR: Y'know how, when I destroyed the Chooms four years ago-
NAMINE: I hate to break it to you, but that would have meant destroying you, and destroying me.
NOXIGAR: What?
NAMINE: Noxigar, we've been Chooms since 2010.
NOXIGAR: No one told me that I was a Choom in 2010.
NAMINE: Everyone is a Choom now.
NOXIGAR: Wait, are you-
NAMINE: No. I'm just dealing out a fact while simultaneously encouraging you to not give up.
NOXIGAR: Oh.
{Short pause.}
NAMINE: Yes, Noxigar, you're dating a Choom. I'm the choomiest Choom of all, and I'm certain Lex and Ben will remind you of this.
{Another short pause.}
NOXIGAR: I think that might've also been a plot twist in Katawa Hearts.

NAMINE: Think of it like that, then.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: So, Quint-

QUINT: No Henry. I'm not doing this again.

HENRY: What do you?

QUINT: I can't do more of these. I've tried so hard to get you to remember. That we've been through it all Quint. Remember Howard Brown, Henry?

HENRY: Of course, I loved him in-

QUINT: IN THE HALIFAX ADVERTS? How about when he ruined your gardens?

HENRY: I have gardens?

QUINT: You do, Henry. And you always will. As much as I wish you didn't. End.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I think it's over.

NAMINE: Nah, I'm sure Quint and Henry get their memories wiped of this.
NOXIGAR: But Quint will remember and wish Henry never had gardens.
NAMINE: Wouldn't Henry's garden be dead by now?
NOXIGAR: Yeah, probably.
NAMINE: I can't believe we're having a serious discussion about The World's Greatest, after its currently-last episode.
NOXIGAR: I'm sure Ben will have something more to do.
{Short pause.}
NAMINE: When did Lex promise you Katawa Hearts?
NOXIGAR: 2013.
NAMINE: It's almost 2016, Noxigar. Still no Katawa Hearts.
NOXIGAR: Lex and Ben are busy lads.
NAMINE: Yeah, but you still make time for them. Even when most of the others on Skype get a laugh at your expense, you still make time for them.
NOXIGAR: I make time for you, too.
NAMINE: I mean, that's a given anyway.
NOXIGAR: Lex mentioned something about Neckbeard Armour a while back, too.
NAMINE: The Armour meta's closed off, I think. Imagine if you just found Armour parts and made a set based on particular worlds that you somehow stumble upon.
NOXIGAR: That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually.
NAMINE: I'm going to order Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin, while awaiting whatever next work Ben and Alex decide to do.
NOXIGAR: I'll just be sitting in this couch, waiting for you.

{Noxigar waits for Namine. End of Rifftext/The World's Greatest.}