RiffText/Bastard/41yearold

WARNING: This episode may not contain Leslie Nielsen or Carmen Electra.

Well guys... you wanted it. So... here it is. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. I wish the title alone was a joke itself and not a real movie, but it IS real. I wanna know, who the fuck thought this movie was a great idea to be released to the public? This is an insult to cinema!

NAMINE: Is it really? Sentences as titles has worked before, hasn't it?

NOXIGAR: No. Also the title being too long probably has a lot to do with just trying not to say "Bad Indie Movie." These are the same chaps who made "Epic Movie," "Not Another Teen Movie," et cetera.

NAMINE: I think I see your point here.

What can I say about parody movies. Except for ADHD on FOX or in some cases, CollegeHumor,

NOXIGAR: No, CollegeHumor is just generally bad.

parody is old news, and in some cases, deadpool.

NOXIGAR: Another contradictory statement. Is Deadpool old news, or not?

and remember, I am not the biggest fan of parodies.

NOXIGAR: Expecting you to be a big fan of parodies would be assuming something.

With the Friedberg and Seltzer or Marlon Wayans, you know I'm not into those films.

NAMINE: Do the Wayans brothers make parodies?
NOXIGAR: I presume The Matrix is a parody to some degree. Still sucks.

But what I've seen is just a replica of not only bad filmmaking or the cancer to cinema,

NOXIGAR: Hasn't it always been distasteful to call something cancerous? I'm sure I've done it, too, mind.

it is also a replica of child molestation.

NAMINE: I think there are better choices for hyperbole. Plenty of better choices.

This is WORSE than the Boston Marathon bombings, the Columbine shooting, the Sandy Hook shooting, the Oklahoma bridge bombings, the assassination of JFK, the holocaust, the London bombings, Hurricane Katrina, and even 9/11.

NOXIGAR: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

NAMINE: What about that warranted that many "No"'s in immediate sequence?
NOXIGAR: One no for each wrong hyperbole that not only was an insult to the victims of each tragic event, but assuming a movie can be on par with an event that killed millions of people. When people compare bad games to The Holocaust, it's just absurd.

I rather be in a hotel burning on fire than to watch- {sigh}

NAMINE: Okay there, James Rolfe, calm down.

I don't know how to explain this.

NOXIGAR: You're going to explain it anyway, aren't you?

The director and writer, Craig Moss, who made this horrifying, hideous abomination made everyone, including me, cry. Who would think this film, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It-and I wish I never said the title-is actually good or half-way okay? This is like cutting your balls off to pieces. No, actually, cutting your balls off is better than this terrifying piece of molestation.

NOXIGAR: {sighs} This again.

Don't believe me? Well let me explain.

This movie has no plot. And i thought The Last Airbender had no kind of a wit or story.

NOXIGAR: There's a The Last Airbender movie?
NAMINE: Said a lot of people.

The plot just involves around references that have no purpose to be in this shitheap. It makes Disaster Movie look like an Oscar winner. Not to mention, there is a main character, McAnalLovin, which is a reference to McLovin from Superbad, and the jokes gets overused. Especially a series of outdated Verizon references featuring the guy who says, "Can you hear me now?" which is an outdated joke, since that series of ads ended in like 2006 or so, so they were too late to reference that.

NAMINE: I think we have an immediate improvement from the preceding installments in that details were explained!

Plus, there is a Twilight reference, which would be a whole reference in his next film, Breaking Wind,

NOXIGAR: Then who made Vampires Suck?

NAMINE: Remember what you said about acceptable targets to solidify indie cred a while back?
NOXIGAR: I did.

NAMINE: I'm pretty sure enough parodies have been made of Twilight to make a cabin out of them.

I swear i was kidding around, but this is real, and acting that felt like everyone did not care.

If I see Friedberg and Seltzer or Marlon Wayans in public, I will shake their hands and congratulate them for not making a film worse than {sigh} The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. God, I feel sick just saying that title.

NAMINE: Is there not a way to shorten it?
NOXIGAR: I'm trying to think of one, and my brain already hurts.

I'm sorry if this was a rant rather than a review,

NOXIGAR: In spite of the incendiary rant at the beginning, you actually reviewed it by discussing what was in the film. Congrats, it's just as much a review as it is a rant. It's still a little too lacking in detail, but you're getting there!

but please, for the sake of it, do NOT rent, buy, or do anything with the film, other than the burn the film on fire!

NAMINE: Burning films would set a horrible precedent, so I think avoidance is a nice lesson here.

JOIN ME IN MY NEXT REVIEW!

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