Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Florida

Ben and Alex ride the flow in Florida!

Transcript

{Ben and Alex touch down in the Miami airport. Funky 1980s synth is-..}

BEN: No.

ALEX: What are you talking about Ben?

BEN: No funky 80s synth, Alex. You promised me you wouldn't pull this 80s bullshit, you weren't even alive in the fucking 80s!

ALEX: But-..

BEN: NO BUTS ALEX, ONLY BUTTZ. NO 80S SHIT EITHER.

{Ben and Alex touch down in the Miami airport. The two emerge from the airport into the sunny streets of Miami in slow motion with Flo Rida's "Low" playing in the background. They're both wearing hawaiian shirts with white shorts and highly expensive rayban sunglasses.}

ALEX: FLORIDA. The sunny state of America. Home to excruciating heat, crazy meth heads, crappy laws, theme parks everywhere, rogue alligators, and rich white retirees who tend to be super rude. Isn't this the life, Ben?

{Alex turns around to see that Ben has already been eaten by an alligator.}

ALEX: Oh for fuck's

{Cut to the streets of Miami. Ben has been taped back together with scotch tape.}

BEN: alex im not liking florida already :(