Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subj: olymipics

Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?

Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ

Saving for later

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy

subj: urgent

Dear Zarel, this is urgent.

I am required by the law to show you and the wolf something utterly horrific and bad that happened to your world years ago. Bring Foxx and Pter too. Meet me at the theater.

L.S.

subj: sbemails

Dear Zarel,

What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?

Tuns