Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subject: secrets!

Dearest Zarel,

Secrets are fun, are they not? I love
a good secret! Would you share with
me some of your best kept secrets? They can
range from the deepest darkest ones to even
irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been
embarrassing for you or for others.

Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these
embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea,
let’s share secrets together!

Secretly secrets,

Kirbychu

subj: hey zarsome

Dear Zarsome,
What s your favorite musical genre.

-Kenny
NV

subj: hi

Dear Zarel,

YO ZAREL! I HAVE A BETTER EMAIL SHOW THAN YOU!
You suck! Let's brawl!

MEET ME AT 6TH STREET, BARRY BIRD!
p.s. what is your favorite well iunno video game genre

Saving for later

subj: band name? band name.

zarel,
do you have a band? what kind of music do you play?

Caroline, UT

subj: catchphrase

Dear Zarel!
Whats your catchphrase? Strong bad and Homestar have one, why not you?

Da Dude

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy

subj: urgent

Dear Zarel, this is urgent.

I am required by the law to show you and the wolf something utterly horrific and bad that happened to your world years ago. Bring Foxx and Pter too. Meet me at the theater.

L.S.