Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subject: secrets!

Dearest Zarel,

Secrets are fun, are they not? I love
a good secret! Would you share with
me some of your best kept secrets? They can
range from the deepest darkest ones to even
irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been
embarrassing for you or for others.

Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these
embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea,
let’s share secrets together!

Secretly secrets,

Kirbychu

subj: Reality Bending

Dear Mr. Lewis
We here at the Scientific Polling Institute of the Free Country, USA have been sending this question to many people to see the results.
If you could change anything in the universe, what would it be, and why?
From the SPIotFCUSA, Dr. Carl DeGrasse Dawkins.

subj: hey zarsome

Dear Zarsome,
What s your favorite musical genre.

-Kenny
NV

Saving for later

subj: band name? band name.

zarel,
do you have a band? what kind of music do you play?

Caroline, UT

subj: catchphrase

Dear Zarel!
Whats your catchphrase? Strong bad and Homestar have one, why not you?

Da Dude

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy