RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/70

Happy birthday Lisa

Lisa it's your birthday

NOXIGAR: StroHersh has a friend named Lisa? Cool.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: how about that linkin park eh

HENRY: shut up si why would you play xbox only the wii is good or something

NOXIGAR: I guess the joke is the Wii is a bad console? Honestly; without any punctuation or spellcheck, I don't really have much to work with on this sentence. I can only assume Strong Intelligent is more a Steam guy if the episode titles of The World's Greatest are of any indication.

QUINT: THESE FEELINS WONT GO AWAY

THEY KEEP KNOCKIN ME SIDEWAYS

HENRY: Sorry.

QUINT: That's okay, pal, I forgive you.

HENRY: Check your privelidge

NOXIGAR: I suggest checking your helicopter privelege before you insist on other people checking their privelege, Henry.

QUINT: Hahahahaah BAZINGA!

{Noxigar's eyes disconnect themselves and roll, which is his equivalent of screaming like a banshee in terror of a shitty joke, which no matter how ironic its execution is still a bad punchline unworthy of being used under any circumstances}

HENRY: man the big bang theory is just the best huh

NOXIGAR: CHECK YOUR HELICOPTER PRIVELEGE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EARS TO LISTEN TO THE RANCID SCRIPT PLAYED OUT BY PRIMARILY-WOODEN ACTING.

{End}

{Noxigar's eyes continue to roll like golf balls. He then gets a birdie.}

NOXIGAR: And now the weather.

NAMINE: Bantz.