RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/48

Sup

NOXIGAR: Oh, nothing much. Just going through the motions of riffing The World's Most Curmudgeonly.

Transcript

{Open to Henry.}

HENRY: Tum-tee-tum-tee-tum-tee-dee!

{Suddenly, a crying, wailing noise is heard}

HENRY: Oh, dear.

{Quint runs in, sobbing and wailing and clutching his knee}

HENRY: Okay, okay, what happened?

QUINT: I WAS RUNNING, YEEEEEEAAAAAH, AND I TR-TRIIIIIPED, AND I GRAAAAAZED MY KNEEEEEEE!

{Quint cuddles Henry and begins sobbing even more}

HENRY: Oh, there there, don't worry. Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy?

QUINT:' I AAAAAAAAMMMM!

HENRY: Yes you are! Now, let's go get an ice-cream, eh?

{Quint immediatley stops crying}

QUINT: YES!

HENRY: Ah, one problem though, we are flying across the pacific ocean, miles away from civilisation.

{Short pause. Quint immediatley begins crying again. End}

'NOXIGAR: Once again I find myself to be the punchline, as otherwise there is none. No worries. I can go get an ice cream later, since I'm not the one trapped in a helicopter flying across the Pacific Ocean, miles away from civilization. Unfortunately, I am at a loss of ice cream since I did not get any from the grocery.