RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/43

I AM IRON MAN

NOXIGAR: No, you're not.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: If the next person who inexplicably walks in's name DOESN'T RHYME, I'm gonna cook a goose. MAYBE YOURS, HENRY!

NOXIGAR: Quint's in the mood for goose, I see.
NOXIGAR: When does he eat eucalyptus leaves like an actual koala?

HENRY: Jeepers. I sure hope the next person who walks in has a name that...

{Short pause}

HENRY: ...rhymes.

NOXIGAR: So, does Henry have a pet goose? I don't see why Henry would care about Quint's demands at all.

{Jay Sorbet walks in}

HENRY: The text above me says your name is Jay Sorbet, and that rhymes! What a relief.

JAY SORBET: Sorry, Henry, but I'm afraid my name is pronounced as it is written!

HENRY No, this can't be true!

NOXIGAR: It can, and is. Much to everyone's dismay.

{Everything darkens, the camera zooms in on Quint who's eyes turn red, and his voice becomes deep and garbled}

QUINT: I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOOOOSE!

NOXIGAR: Yeah, no, that wasn't funny.

{The sheer evil manifesting in Quint ends the episode. End.}

NOXIGAR: Maybe riffing The World's Greatest while under heavy pressure from allergy medicine and constant hunger is a terrible idea.

NOXIGAR: Maybe this episode is so bad it makes me feel bad for riffing it.

NOXIGAR: I don't know, but I want to cook Quint's goose so he shuts up about cooking other people's geese.