RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/42

Twiglets are tasty.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Blimey, I'm tired. Any chance of a cuppa?

NOXIGAR: Does coffee come with eucalyptus leaves in them? I don't think so.

HENRY: Yeah, give me a sec.

{Cut to a bizarre steamy room with a bunch of precariously balanced contraptions. WACKY music begins playing. A marble is dropped from a string, going down a marble run, and knocking over several dominoes. The final domino lands on a scale, tipping the scale. On the other side of the scale is a lit match, which is lifted by the scale onto a string. The string begins to burn, and it is revealed to have a brick tied to it. The string burns and the brick falls onto a see-saw which launches a shoe into the air. Music stops. Quint walks in, grabs the kettle, and pours himself a cup of tea.}

QUINT: Why are all these machines still here?

{Quint walks out. End}

NOXIGAR: If that's seriously how Henry makes coffee, I'm in no way surprised that Quint is leaving while just making tea.