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The resolution

NOXIGAR: There is no resolution to The World's Greatest, since we're not even close to halfway through this.

Transcript

{Open to the T.W.O. Quint has a record, as well as a record player}

QUINT: Yo! This group lokes

NOXIGAR: looks

dope, Mi-mi!

NOXIGAR: Who's Mi-mi?

{Quint puts the record on the record player. A beat plays for a bit.}

HENRY: It's a phat beat that I can bug out too!

{The music abruptly stops}

NOXIGAR: It wasn't even playing for five seconds.

HENRY: Wasn't there a thing we were meant to be doing?

QUINT: Something about that insurance guy.

HENRY: Oh, him. I thought that was why you played the record.

QUINT: No, I told you, I played the record because that group looks dope, Mi-mi.

NOXIGAR: Who's Mi-mi? Seriously.

HENRY: Oh. So what do we do about Mr. Halifax?

QUINT: I have a cunning plan.

HENRY: Stop crowbarring bloody Blackadder quotes into this horrendous pile of dump and say it.

NOXIGAR: If you were tactful, I wouldn't have been able to tell it was a Blackadder reference.

QUINT: We make him read episode nineteen of The World's Greatest.

HENRY: No, Quint, that's mad! No-one deserves that punishment!

NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure Episodes One through Eighteen are all vastly inferior, for what it's worth.

QUINT: Well it's too late.

NOXIGAR: It's never too late to, pomf, put commas in sentences.

{Howard Brown runs out of a door}

HOWARD BROWN: DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR.

{Howard Brown does something nonspecific and is now gone.}

{Noxigar doess something specific and it's fixing the missing bracket in that line.}

QUINT: Rough, but worth it. I didn't want that jerk messing up my masonry.

HENRY: What pottery?

QUINT: Sarah's pottery.

HENRY: Oh.

NOXIGAR: Who's Sarah?

QUINT: Goodbye.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I still don't understand how Strong Intelligent can subsist on anticlimaxes. I thought Quint and Henry would fight Howard Brown and do something eventful for once. I guess I need to re-evalutate how shitty The World's Greatest truly is.