RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/21

Mishaps

NOXIGAR: Hopefully I'll be able to laugh at this for once.

Transcript

{Open to the two. Quint is holding a box of sugar puffs and a fork}

NOXIGAR: That's not how you open a box of cereal.

QUINT: I JUST WANT SOME CEREAL! WHY ARE THEY SO HARD TO BREAK APART!?

NOXIGAR: Because you're not using your hands to open the box slits?

HENRY: Why not just pour some milk into it?

NOXIGAR: Into the box? I'm pretty sure this helicopter's high.

QUINT: Oh, that's a good idea. Could you pass the milk?

HENRY: Sure.

NOXIGAR: Milk and cereal don't mix.

{Milk lands next to Quint. Quint picks it up and tips the milk carton over the cereal box. Nothing happens}

QUINT: Damn, it froze.

HENRY: But how?

QUINT: Probably something to do with the giant liquid nitrogen vat you use as a fridge.

NOXIGAR: Okay, that is passable. I didn't laugh, but the writing for just this line of dialogue alone atones for the horribleness of the previous twenty episodes.

HENRY: Probably.

{Pause}

NOXIGAR: I lied. This is still fuckin' terrible.

QUINT: NNNNNNNNNNNGH-

{End}

NOXIGAR: It is not hard to open a cereal box. I'm utterly lacking in the muscular department and even I can attest to this.