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Does anybody even read these
NOXIGAR: I read them, and I keep asking myself "Why?" whenever I do.
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: Hey, Quint?
QUINT: Yeah?
HENRY: I need to ask you something.
QUINT: About what?
HENRY: About a girl.
QUINT: Oh, easy, just offer her a couple of berries.
HENRY: Well, Quint, she's not a koala bear.
NOXIGAR: In before...
QUINT: She is.
NOXIGAR: Okay, thank you Quint for making the shitty twist happen.
HENRY: What?
QUINT: Yeah, she is.
{Pause}
HENRY: Oh shit.
{End}
NOXIGAR: I would rather see Rosemary fanfiction than read this.
NOXIGAR: Because then there'd be actual effort, even if it's going in a direction that's inherently stupid, as opposed to Strong Intelligent not trying at all.
NOXIGAR: And I know for a fact Strong Intelligent can write competently, which is the entire reason why I'm lambasting this piece of ass. Because Strong Intelligent isn't trying at all, I am compelled to want to smack him.
