(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/GAME1/The freshmaker
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1.6 - WIKI USERS
BLUEBRY: I AM THE WALRUS
CHWOKA: WOO
NACHOMAN: I AM THE EGGMAN
NOXIGAR: PREDICTABLE
SKULLB: 
CHAOS: Hypothetically, it IS possible to leave a comments page, plus, User signatures can make up for this as well, and maybe even hold crappy contests that involve users to write.
CHAOS: Why in all holy hell haven't you tried this stuff yet?
NOXIGAR: Because they're busy trying my wood-destroying venom bottles on sale for $2.99.
ERIC: may i add that you look lovely tonight ms. pacman
CHAOS: THAT IS OBVIOUSLY MR. PRINGLE AFTER A SHAVE
NOXIGAR: DO HO HO HO, NOW WHAT
ERIC: yes, you indeed are dating m. pringles.
NOXIGAR: Mr. Pringle
NOXIGAR: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT DATING A POTATO CHIP CYLINDER
c'mon ms pacman, let's get outta here
{Noxigar arrives}
NOXIGAR: I hate this game even more...
NOXIGAR: AND THEN NOBODY CARED.
3.1 - retracted
NOXIGAR: We retracted our awful just a tad bit so you could live.
retracted
NOXIGAR: Also I kinda gave up on riffing GAME 1 because it's like a neverending trainwreck.
