Lex's Wikihood Redux Remake/eps/11

Summary

The team has made it in the right place, at the right time. Everyone except for two go looking for the wisest man in all the universes in the one universe. Meanwhile, a big battle between Chaos and Joseph ensues.

Transcript

{Open in to the Ark flying through a wormhole. The song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd is playing in the background. Zoom in to show the gang standing at the front of the ship, all decked out in leather gear.}

CHAOS: How much longer is it gonna be?

ZNEX: Well, according to the time code, this universe was one of the first ones to be created. The hundredth one, in fact.

SEPHIROTH: And that universe is mine!

ZNEX: Shut the fuck up, Sephiroth.

SEPHIROTH: But-..

ZNEX: You're out of your element here, Sephiroth. Your universe was the 101st one to be made. Ours was the 630927th to be made. So we have about... a week to go. It's a rough estimate, more or less.

CHAOS: We've only passed two universes so far. ...We're never going to make it, are we?

ZNEX: Chin up, Chaos. It's only a matter of time.

SEPHIROTH: So, what do we do to pass the time?

ZNEX: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

SEPHIROTH: What the hell's wrong with Znex, Chaos?

CHAOS: I honestly have no idea.

ZNEX: I knew I shouldn't have left the cuff at home.

{Cut to a montage of the Wikihood Characters bowling. For two whole weeks. By the end, they're half-assing it, obviously bored of bowling.}

SEPHIROTH: Chaos, really. I can't believe you only installed a bowling alley in this big-ass ship. You could've done so much more.

CHAOS: Well I'm sorry, Sephiroth! It's not like it's my ship or anything! How long now, anyway? It's been two weeks.

ZNEX: We're entering it right now as we speak, I believe.

{The Ark flies into a wormhole, and into the new universe.

CHAOS: What planet?

ZNEX: Uh...

{Znex presses a series of buttons.}

ZNEX: Whoa, the whole thing is going kooky. It can only define that the wisest creature of all is in the {has difficulty pronouncing next word} Alrgrckonl system. Whoa, that's a lot of garble.

CHAOS: I loved that place! I bummed around there a long time ago.

{They fly to the system, where there is only 1 big planet. The Ark lands in a docking bay. The characters exit the ship, and are greeted by a strange blue pig-like creature with four extra limbs.}

STRANGE BLUE BEING: {speaks foreign language}

ZNEX: Oh, I forgot to turn on the translator. Hang on.

{Znex presses a series of buttons on his cuff.}

STRANGE BLUE BEING: {in English now} --Yuhronkilsu City, home of the Rthorsnklau. My name is Tfgranopkg, and I shall be your guide. I have never seen such strange beings as you before. From where do you hail?

ZNEX: You wouldn't understand.