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MERCENARY FOR HIRE: KYUBII "THE CUBE" NIXON

Hey you! Yeah, you! Tired of being a loser? Get snubbed by the hot chick at work? Thrown in a trash can? Just want someone... handled properly? Look no further than Kyubii Nixon AKA "The Cube", professional mercenary! Formerly known for being close friends with washed up lawyer Badstar Strunner, The Cube is now his own man and ready to help you TODAY! What's that? You've heard that The Cube used to be perfectly sane and now he's absolute bonkers? Surely you jest, good sir! You will find no foxthing more cool, calm, and collected than The Cube! The Cube is trained in armed combat and is experienced with bombs, swords, grenades, and guns. So. Many. Guns. If you have a job you need taken care of, The Cube can help you TODAY!

Daily Rates: 200$ an hour, 500$ for a "special job".

Avaliable: Any day, inbetween reruns of House and Mad Men.

HIRE THE CUBE TODAY!

Disclaimer: Kyubii Nixon will not be held responsible for manslaughter, loss of limbs, excessive blood, crying, mental scarring, and permanent trauma. Cash and credit accepted. No checks.

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