Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

Tired of worthless scams?

Greetings, friend, I am new to this town.
I am a travelling businessman in search for some new customers.
As soon as I came here, I noticed that the predominant form of business happened to be that of Bubs and his concession stand.
Don't you people know what he's doing to you? He's been scamming all of you out of all your money by charging you huge amounts for worthless items!
You know what would be a good idea? If you bought from me instead. So we can both take this pathetic man down.
- Stan Khan

subj: president

Zarel, my main man,
If you were president, what would you do?
I bet money that you will be a great president,
by demonstrating everyone how it's okay to play video games
that has gross pancakes in them.
Sincerely,
Timothy MacFarlane from CA

Hello, friend.

Hello, friend.

I just want to ask, if you could make a cereal, what shapes would the marshmallows be in?

From Dave.

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

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