Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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Dear ... wanna cracker,
What was the worst present you ever gotten?
Send it to me and I'll shred it.
I'm a forty-two-year old goat-face and I LOVE SHREDDING!
From Goat-face!

subject: sports team
Dear Ziggy Lube,
If you could invent a sport, how would you play?
I think it would be interesting.
-Rumble Red's grandson who's named Chuck

subj: Fire

Hey Dragonman!
You're no dragon!
You don't breath fire!
How can you even call yourself a dragon if you don't breath fire?
Badstar

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

subj: YOU IN DEBT

Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café