Zarel Emails/13

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A belt... and awesome robot boots...Don't forget the tail!

Zarel E-Mail #13

Zarel is asked what he'd be like in an anime show.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Za Long, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Cheatball

Places: Zarel's House, Notebook Paper, Planet K

Transcript

{Cut to Zarel's Room}

ZAREL: I baked you a pie! {falsetto} What flavor? {normal} Email flavor.

subj: anime

what it you had an anime and would it be like naruto
derek t.

{Zarel pronounces "Naruto" as "Nar-uh-tuh"}

ZAREL: {typing} Well I don't know what you mean by this...Narutuh you speak of. But I know what anime is. Anime's weird, but it can be mildly entertaining in ways. But what would I look like in one of those? That's a tough question, and I'm gonna need some plotting for this...someone toss me a piece of paper or something!

{Zoom out, Zarel turns toward his door, and a paper airplane and a pencil fly in the room hitting him in both his eyes}

ZAREL: Ow! OOOWW!!! Holy...ergh! {falls off chair, gets back up} Alright...let's see if I have any eyesight left to draw this guy successfully. {opens eyes, which are squinted and pinkish, as well as tearing a bit} Let's see...

{Zoom in on the notebook paper}

ZAREL: Alright...so where to start? So anyway, first, my head. Well...for my eyes, let's just say I wear shades. Shades are cool, right? {Zarel draws a pair of shades on the paper} Hm...ooh! And maybe I wouldn't be a normal dragon. Maybe I'd be one of those...Eastern types. There's an idea!

{Zarel draws an eastern dragon head around the shades with three horns similar to his}

ZAREL: Okay, so we got my head down, now for the rest of me. So I guess I'd have just a normal shaped body. {draws a Stinkoman shaped torso with a tuft of fur on the chest} Gloves...and pretty big hands... {draws gloves} A belt... and awesome robot boots. {draws the lower part of him} Don't forget the tail! {draws tail}

{Cut back to the Cappy}

ZAREL: Alright, so that's me in an anime. As for a name, I have no clue, I've never been good at coming up with names. Well, I guess that wraps this one up, let's see if I got another email... {clicks email icon}

subj: the future

Zarel:
What do you think you'll be like in the future?
Heck, what do you think Earth will be like
in the future? I'd like to see your perspective
on it.

- Skub

ZAREL: {typing} I'm glad you asked me, Skub, because now I have an opportunity to take my newly made character and take him out for a test run like it was Second Life or something! Activate my_vision_of_the_future_years.exe A.S.A.NOW!

{Cut to Planet K, Stinkoman is hitting his tractor from Twenty-THANKsty-Six with a wrench}

STINKOMAN: Why won't this thing turn into a giant robot? They told me that wrenching it will make it grow! Whyyyy is this not working at all?

{1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Stinkoman! There's this guy I saw today and I've never seen him before!

STINKOMAN: What? Is he perhaps...asking for a CHALLENGE?!

{Cut to Za Long, standing in another section of the City, bouncing Cheatball like a basketball}

ZA LONG: {to himself} Dribble dribble shoot! Dribble dribble shoot shoot-

STINKOMAN: Hey! Za Long! WHAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?

{Za Long turns to Stinkoman, then he starts spinning Cheatball on his finger}

ZA LONG: Check it out. {tosses Cheatball onto his foot and starts to juggle him on his knee}

STINKOMAN: Yeah, impressive moves, but just don't shake him up too much. You won't like the result.

ZA LONG: {catches Cheatball} Heh. {smirks}

STINKOMAN: Huh? Evil smirk?

{Za Long begins to shake Cheatball who starts to flash white.}

STINKOMAN: AAH! Stop it! You don't know what that will dooooo!

{Suddenly, the scene freezes and everything but Cheatball darkens}

CHEATBALL: Cheatball.

{Cheatball explodes in a Poison Rain Vornado fashon}

ZA LONG, STINKOMAN, AND 1-UP: WAAAAAGH!

{Fade back to the Cappy}

ZAREL: {typing} Yeah, that's what I predict. Green explosions. Alright, good night everyone!

{The Paper}

Easter Egg

• Click on "predict" for Zarel to say more stuff.

ZAREL: {typing} Alright! One other doppleganger of me! Now I just need like...8 more before I can record a number one jam!

Fun Facts

• Zarel mentions Second Life, a virtual social networking game.
• Za Long's shades are a nod to Proto Man/Blues of the Mega Man franchise. His boots are also a slight nod to the Mega Man style, but they can also take after Stinkoman's boots.
• Stinkoman hitting his tractor with a wrench might refer to Team Fortress 2, where the Engineer has to hit his buildings with his wrench to upgrade them.
• "Dribble dribble shoot! Dribble dribble shoot shoot-" is a reference to an easter egg in sbemail: the paper.
• The easter egg refers to sbemail: alternate universe.