Zarel Emails/12

Zarel E-Mail #12

Zarel steals some stuff.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, The Cheat, Foxx, Homestar, Bubs (King Bubsgonzola Supreme, Easter Egg)

Places: Zarel's House, The Foxxhole, Bubs' Concession Stand

Transcript

{Cut to Zarel's Room}

ZAREL: Get equipped with...another email!

subj: thievery

Dear Zarnie,
You should totally steal from Bubs'
Concession Stand! He totally has it coming
and he owes me money!

- NOT COACH Z

{Zarel says "Okay, that's kind of creepy." after reading "Zarnie"}

ZAREL: {typing} Well, everybody knows you're not a real Coach, Coach Z. I mean, what sport do you even coach? But I do know about your friendship/rivalry with Bubs. {clears screen and begins typing} So...steal from Bubs...what's in it for me? Will I have an awesome thief gang? Will I use my new-stolen possessions for good or for awesome? Only one way to find out!

{Zoom out to show the Cheat standing next to Zarel}

ZAREL: The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: Meh!

{3-second pause, afterwards Zarel kicks The Cheat out of his window}

THE CHEAT: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH- {boomf}

ZAREL: To the Zarel Cave...or rather Foxx's...cave...house...thing!

{Batman-style transition with Zarel's head as a logo into the next scene}

ZAREL: Dananananaaaaah!

{Cut to the Foxxhole exterior, Zarel kneels down to knock on the door}

ZAREL: Hello? Foxx?

{Foxx opens the door}

FOXX: Y'ello.

ZAREL: Got an email that's asking me to steal stuff from Bubs. Wanna join?

FOXX: Hm...okay. Got nothing better to do anyway.

ZAREL: What about...uh...fitness stuff? You always seem to be doing that.

FOXX: Oh! That's right! {shuts door}

ZAREL: Aw...crapcrud! I should not have said that. Oh well, looks like... {heave} Once again, I'm on my own. Oh well. {closeup of face} Time for some serious bweez-nas. {even closer closeup, the camera hits Zarel in the face} OW! Oh, child, it hurts!

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, no one is there, and a note reading "Back in when" is there. Zarel, wearing a Firebert-esque outfit sneaks in, making the Homsar walking noise}

ZAREL: Alright, just me...just be stealthy and smooth about this. Hyah!

{Zarel dives in through the back door, breaking it down}

ZAREL: Alright, something to steal...something to steal...AHA! {reaches hands offscreen}

HOMESTAR: {sleepy and donning his night gown} Oh hey, Trogdor. What are you doing in my not-house?

ZAREL: Um...you saw nothing!

{Zarel tosses a smoke bomb which bursts. When the smoke clears, Zarel is still there and he sneaks out, making the same noise from before}

{Cut back to the Cappy}

ZAREL: {chewing} Ooh...these are good! No wonder why Bubs has his wings so heavily guarded. {typing} So there you go, Not D! I stole something from Bubs! You were right, he had it coming to him. Well...the chicken wings are mine now! {evil laughter}

{Zoom out to see Homestar still in his nightgown standing next to Zarel}

HOMESTAR: {sleepy} Oh hello, S is for Sucks. What am I doing in your house?

ZAREL: Ah! It's the police corps! Cheese it!

{Zarel dives out window and a thud is heard}

ZAREL: {offscreen} OW! I don't know what hurts more...this or the camera! Someone call a doctor!

HOMESTAR: {sleepy} Yeah...cool.

{The Paper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the chicken wings for a scene.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs returns to find his chicken wings gone}

BUBS: Oh, child! I swore I left those wings there! Grrr....RAAAAAAH!

{Bubs increases in size and becomes King Bubsgonzola Supreme}

SINGERS: King Bubsgonzola! King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

{As the Singers sing, KBS stomps offscreen}

Fun Facts

• The email opener referrs to Mega Man 2, when you get a Robot Master weapon.
• Homestar refers to Zarel as Trogdor and S is for Sucks, both of Strong Bad's creations from Strong Bad Email: dragon.
• "Oh, child!" is a phrase used by the Lappy in Strong Bad Email: retirement.