Lex's Wikihood Redux Remake/eps/6 and 7

Summary

SEX BOMB

Transcript

{The episode opens back at Edgeworthington's mansion. Chaos is escorting Sephiroth, Shadow, and Noxigar upstairs.}

SEPHIROTH: Say, what happened to the other Sephiroth?

CHAOS: Oh, he got swallowed up by a plot hole. Try not to think much of it.

SHADOW: What exactly are we doing, anyway?

CHAOS: I'm visiting an old friend, and I thought it would be a good idea if you guys joined me in doing so. Why? If you don't want to, I can just go with the original plan of killing you. I have no issues with doing either, as I still get paid either way.

SHADOW: Hmph, fine. Lead the way.

CHAOS: Gladly!

{Chaos leads the crew through the hallway for a minute or so, until he stops all the sudden, taking time to observe his surroundings.}

NOXIGAR: Eh?

CHAOS: Man, this is going to be awkward.

SEPHIROTH: How so?

CHAOS: Can't you hear it? The sound of trickling water? It's coming from the door to the right. Come, this will be fun!

{The group walk over to a door on the right and open it, revealing some sort of bathroom where Edgeworthington is about to enter a shower cubicle. Luckily he has a towel around his middle.}

{Edgeworthington twirls around at the sound of the door opening to meet the group coming in}

EDGEWORTHINGTON: Bugger my butt and call me a biscuit. You got me at the worst time!

CHAOS: Ah, what can I say? Timing isn't a speciality of mine, unfortunately. This is, however.

{Chaos quickly draws a 9mm pistol out of his pocket and aims it at Edgeworthington.}

EDGEWORTHINGTON: Baby, what are you doing? This wasn't part of the deal! Our deal was for you to kill the finks behind you, not me!

CHAOS: Yeahh, I'm afraid that the deal has been altered. Somebody really wanted you dead for some reason. So much, that he offered me much more than you did.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: B.bbut.. How do you know that he wasn't trying to snake you out? Come on man!

CHAOS: Easy. He paid me on the spot, unlike you. You made a big mistake coming back here, Edgeworthington. You could've easily left the plotline with Enigma and Super Sam, but you insisted on staying, for some reason. And given how schizophrenic the plot is, you should've known that you were signing your own death warrant. Nevertheless, let's not dilly dally.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: So, that's it then? You're gonna ice me on the spot? Heh, I can't say I don't deserve it. Oh well, can you at least make it quick?

CHAOS: I'll grant you that, I guess. Get on your knees.

{Edgeworthington falls on his knees, and Chaos walks a bit closer, still holding the gun to Edgeworthington's head.}

SHADOW: Ugh, how brutal.

NOXIGAR: Will you get it over with, already?

CHAOS: Maybe Nobodies kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?

{Chaos smirks at Edgeworthington.}

CHAOS: Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, but calling hits on random people usually isn't that great of an idea. Especially when the person you're dealing with happens to be an evil sonofabitch like me. You know, where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is...the game was rigged from the start.

{Chaos fires two shots at Edgeworthington's head, killing him. He puts the gun away and turns to the others.}

CHAOS: There we go. Wasn't that a joy?

SEPHIROTH: I literally have no idea what's going on right now.