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Barry Bird Emails/life
summary: Barry Bird feels about his life and how it is.
CAST: Barry Bird, Boss Boo,
Scene: Computer Room, Workstation, Living room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: June 9, 2011
Transcript
BARRY: {singing to the tune of the American Dad theme song while typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} Good morning Email-A!
Subject: LifeDear Barry,
How the hell is life going for ya?
BARRY: {types} Well, nobody, life's treating me well. why? Because I live life like this.
{scene cuts to the workstation}
BARRY: So, I said, get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
BOSS BOO: Um, what does this have to do with your work?
BARRY: Uh... it has to... um... do with... something. Oh, and remember the time I did a pointless cutaway gag. {offscreen} then, I did this for my life.
{scene cut to the living room as Barry plays F-Zero for the SNES}
BARRY: Come on, I have to win this crap! This crappity crap must crap itself! Hee hee hoo hoo! Wait a minute. {losing music plays on the TV} Aw... DAMNIT! I can't win the game. Only if I master myself with Sega tapes, that would be better.
{as scene cuts to the same room, but him playing Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis, losing music on the TV appears again}
BARRY: STUPID BEAVER! You STUPID beaver! Wait, it's a beast. Nevermind. {offscreen} Then I... um... oh wait.
{scene cuts back to the computer room}
BARRY: {types} Oh wait, my life may not be good. Well, it goes to show you that my life sucks. But hey, it's just my thing. My life is just me slacking off so that the boss would be pissed.
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