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yada yada yada nobody really reads this stuff
NOXIGAR: Once upon a time, there was a nobody named Noxigar who read this stuff. Oh wait.
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ODDISH: oddish oddish oddish
dear oddish
EXEGGUTOR
-exeggutor
{exeggutor bursts out of the computer screen}
NOXIGAR: ...what the hell?
ODDISH: oddish
EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR
{exeggutor declines oddish emails for fotf >:OOOOOO}
EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR
{shellder and a bunch of dumb third and fourth gen pokemon also burst out of the computer screen and decline oddish emails for fotf}
NOXIGAR: Specifics are important, ESPECIALLY WHEN I CAN'T GRASP WHAT IN THE HELL THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANY PLOT AT ALL.
SHELLDER: ShElLdEr
EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR
SHELLDER: sHeLlDeR
EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR
SNORLAX: SNOOOOOOOORLAAAAAAX
{snorlax squishes exeggutor and shellder}
ODDISH: oddish
{then oddish evolves into gloom}
GLOOM: gloom
NOXIGAR: OH SHIT ODDISH EVOLVES AND GETS...a shitty movepool. QUICK, YOU IN THE DRINK! GET THE LEAF STONE!
{THE END}
