RiffText/Demon Hunters/SSE1

{cut to Raiku

LEX: Wait, cut to Raiku from where?

standing in a room of eternal darkness} RAIKU: Hello, I'm

LEX: Wilfred Brimley, and I'd like to talk to you all about Diabeetus.

Raiku, and welcome to the Pilot Episode of Demon Hunters. This episode shows you what happens in a normal day of Demon Hunting. So enjoy! Now... how the hell do I get out of here?

{cue theme song}

{cut to The SafeHouse. Raiku is sitting at the Demon Alert Computer, or DAC (pronounced DASH)

LEX: Okay, do we really need to know how it is pronounced?

. All of a sudden it goes off. An image appears on the screen showing Archetype

LEX: who

attacking a museum. Raiku presses a button, which opens the garage doors. He walks into the garage and gets into his 1969 Shelby GT500. He drives to the museum. He gets out of the car, and goes through the hole in the wall, a newly added addition. Jericho confronts him.}

LEX: Wow. So much happens in just one action scene.. No dialogue, nothing.. This is the pilot, so we could at least have some backstory. But no. We're just expected to assume that we know what's going on?

JERICHO: Well, if it isn't Raiku.

RAIKU: You having a good time, Jericho?

JERICHO: I was.

LEX: That's nice to know.

Now if you don't mind,

LEX: I don't.

I have a sword to steal. {Pan out to Stellin and Craze

LEX: who

lifting a podium with a gold sword inside.} RAIKU: Is that... the Sword of Jeremiah?

LEX: Wait, what? You know, you could've explained what the Sword of Jeremiah was. And how come the villain switched from "Archetype" to "Jericho"? I mean.. Are they part of the same gang or something? Because you could've at least indicated that to us.

TO BE FINISHED LATER

LEX: Correction: Never. And thank god for that.