Strong Rad's Answering Machine

Hello, this is Strong Rad. I'm restarting a fad, so please leave a message.

Messages

Message 1

THE DUCK: Hello Mr. Rad, just so ya know, this fad is dead. Thanks, The Duck.

Message 2

STRONG RAD Hello, Strong Rad, this is Not Strong Rad. I'm here to prank call you so that you feel better hearing the other messages. Okay, here's the prank: Congradulations! You have won one evolution stone! Go to the store and bring The Exact Same and $22.02. Bye.

Message 3

OME HENK: WET JE WAT IK WILL AN OPBLAASKROKODIL OM IN DE TE DRIJVEN TUSSEN DE LEKKERE WIJVEN

Message 4

NPP: Um, hey. Listen, I'm going to trick or treat with you guys. I think we should hit SI's first. Um, because he is suppost to be giving away Milky Ways. Well, bye.

Message 5

SI: Don't listen to Ninja, Strong Rad has the milky ways, I have eggs!

Message 6

NPP: Wait, YOU have them?!? I'm coming in about one seco- {runs off to Strong Rad's}

Message 7

YVONNE: Hello? Is this KFC? Cause, if you don't give us the refund for that worm filled meal you gave marissa, we'll reveal to the world that the secret blend of herbs and spices is- {beep}

Message 8

NPP: Hey. Sorry about the rambling in your pantry. So, I heard the bomb company is gonna blow up City Hall. Wanna watch with me? Call if you heard this, and talk also if you accept.

Message 9

HOMECHAT GAMER: Sorry about annoying you with all those emails. Do you forgive?

THE EXACT SAME: {translated} You're making me throw up!

Message 10

LEMON: Hey. I hate you. GET OF MY LAWN AND GET MY BELT OFF YOUR HEAD AHHH STOP EATING MY BRAINS

Message 11?

Tune in every Thursday for more Yahtzee Style Reviews! Request games on the talk page.

Message Eh! Steve!

EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll get you, Eh! Steve! Even if it's the last thing I or my friends do!

Message Message

MESSAGE MONSTER: Message.

Message Fries

RONALD: Would you like fries or apple dippers with that?

Message 42

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Message Twooty-Two

NINJA POM POM: Hey SR! So, um, I sent a guitar in the mail. Just wait for about one eternity and you'll get it.

Message The Cake

THE CAKE: I'm a lie.

Message 18

HOMECHAT: Glad things are back to normal.

VOICE: LIES!

Message 19

ZORAX: Hello! Do you have a- what was I asking for again?

Message 20

HOMECHAT GAMER: Um...Nevermind.

Message 21

KALT: I have a fish tank stuck in my chest!

Message 22

DONOR: i am the organ doner i want to done your organs

Message 23

SPENCER: Dude, GIVE ME BACK MY NEWSPAPER! The one you keep stealing from my lawn! I don't know what's going on in the world because I don't have a freakin' paper!GOODDAY SIR!

Message 24

LEMON: Hey. I love you, Brittney. Oh wait, this isn't Brittney Spears. Um, bye.

Message 24

JACK BAUER: WHERE IS THE BOMB

Message 25

OME HENK: VISPEAUK

Message 26

YVONNE: {heard yelling gibberish in the background. a few spice names can be made out}

ZORAX: {talking over yvonne} Oh yeah! Someone broke into our house, and stole the cherry wood spice cabinet right off the wall! Have you seen it?

Message 27

XAVIAR: I got the cherry wood for the hearth. Now, can you tell me where the crap you live so I can deliver it?

Message 29

HOMECHAT: I think you're supposed to deliver it to Zorax.

Messege 30

THE DUCK: Duckduckduckduck-GOOSE!

Message 31

HOMECHAT GAMER: Hey, Strong Rad, it's Homechat again. I'm here to apologize for bothering you during that one email.

Message Congrats!

NINJA POM POM: Hey, SR! This thing we talk on has been nominated to be rated by me! I rate Story, Characters, Episodes, Dedication, and Overall. So be ready!

Message 33

DOT: Hey! Do you know anything about stopping people from interloping with cell phone conversations? I really need help with that.

Message 34

HELLO STRONG RAD I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU

WHEN EVERYBODY IS AGAINST YOU WHERE DO YOU HIDE

RIDDLER OUT

Message 35

HOMESTAR TIGER: YOU STILL OWE ME $50, YOU BUM! And the keys to my truck! And a soda! And you also owe me a milkshake! And you owe me a-

Message BLARGLE NO-ONE EVEN CARES ANYMORE

CHESTER BENNINGTON: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN! THIS ORAAAAAAAAAANGE WILL NOT PEEEEEEEEEEEL!

Message 37

STRONG MAD: IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?

Message Chaos

NPP: SR, THEY GOT ME! HE'S BACK! I REPEAT... {door opens} OH NOES! IT'S HIM! IT'S MISTER SNUGGLEBUN... {ends}

Message 8,920,837,293,72

CORTEZ: Split! Split! It's time to split! Daaaaaaaaaamn it! Time to split! The title of the previous game and make the fourth one.

Message 41

ROBBIE: Hey... I recently joined: yep, its Lex's Empire. So do I just help Emperor Lex invade stuff? Or what? {beeps}