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Dave's Hollywood Stardom/Eps/3
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{cue theme}
DIRECTOR: Today, we are making Shaft. TAKE 1
DAVE: You are going down baddies! SHAFT {shoots Idiot, making him bleed.} Oops, were those supposed to be blanks?
DIRECTOR: CUT!
{next take}
DAVE: SHAFT! You are going down baddies! {fires the gun backwards, shooting himself.} OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRECTOR: CUT!
{Next take}
DAVE: {Dave has a picket saying "Prop guns are hazards to your health!} Prop guns are a hazard to your health! Prop guns are a hazard to your health! Prop guns are a hazard to your health!
DIRECTOR: CUT!
{final take}
DAVE: You are going down baddies! SHAFT! {shoots idiot with the blank, he fake dies}
DIRECTOR: CUT! That was perfect!
CAMERAMAN: Sorry, the camera was backwards.
DIRECTOR: HOLY SHIT
