Luigi Emails.mushroom/Emails/3

Cast (in order of appearance}: Luigi, Mario, Styx Fan, Wario, Waluigi, Bob-omb, Leonidas, Koopa Mailman, Grampa Luigi.

Places: Luigi's Room, The Living Room, The Door.

Computer: Lappy 486.

Transcript

LUIGI: {roboticly} All your Emails are belong to Me!

{Mario comes in from the right dressed in a Star Trek Uniform.}

MARIO: What you Say?

LUIGI: {whispering} Not now, Mario! We can do that after this Email!

MARIO: {glummly} Aww. {walks away.}

{Luigi opens up the email.}

subject: Visit

Hey, Sonny!
Remember me? I'm'a comin' over to visit!
Well, bye Sonny!
Ol' Grandpa Luigi

LUIGI: {excited} Grampa Luigi? I'm so excited! And there's my old technology expert! You learned how to email fast! You we're always the mad inventor {sighs.}

{Luigi gets up and goes into the Living Room. You can see Styx Fan on the couch. It shows that he's watching No Signal Fuzz (and he's laughing at it.}

LUIGI: I'm not going to ask.

{the doorbell rings. Luigi excitedly gets it, only to find Wario and Waluigi.}

WARIO: {trying not to laugh} Special Delivery!

WALUIGI: {also trying not to laugh} Yeah, Special Delivery.

LUIGI: Is it from Grampa Luigi?

WARIO: {still trying not to laugh} Sure!

WALUIGI: {still trying not to laugh} No. I mean Yes!

{Luigi takes the package. He opens the package only to find a Bob-Omb.}

LUIGI: Uh-Oh!

{cuts outside the house. A Giant Explosion takes the roof off. The roof comes back down. Cut to inside Luigi is charred.}

LUIGI: How could I fall for that the third time in a row?!?!

{The Doorbell rings again. Luigi gets it only to find Leonidas.}

LUIGI: This is Madness!

LEONIDAS: Madness? {dramatic pause} THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!! {Leonidas Kicks Luigi to the ground.}

{Leonidas leaves. Luigi gets back up and is bleeding all over. The door rings yet again. Luigi glummly gets it to find a Mailman Koopa holding a package.}

MAILMAN KOOPA: Special Delivery for a Mr. Luigi.

LUIGI: {glummly} That's Me! {glummly takes the package} Hey is there an Explosive inside of here?

MAILMAN KOOPA: Nope!

LUIGI: Are you gonna kick me?

MAILMAN KOOPA: No!

LUIGI: Good!

{the Mailman Koopa hands Luigi a Clipboard. Luigi signs it then kicks the Koopa.}

LUIGI: {reading the package} Do not use Knife to open this. Hmm. Must be that Blow-Up Doll I ordered.

{Luigi rips the top of the Package off. Out of the Package pops a Thin Old Man with Einstein-like hair, a mustache, Goggles on his forehead, Round Glasses, A white Labcoat with a Green L on it's breastpocket, Black Rubber Gloves, Blue Pants, and Black Rubber Boots.}

OLD MAN: SUPRISE!!!

LUIGI: {screams and falls to the floor. He Gets back up} Grampa Luigi?

GRAMPA LUIGI: In Person!

MARIO: Hey! Where's Grampa Mario?

{Both Luigi and Grampa Luigi Burst out Laughing}

LUIGI: Grampa Mario?

GRAMPA LUIGI: That guy's Dull and Boring!

MARIO: But, I thought he was cool!

GRAMPA LUIGI: {at the same time as Luigi} THEN YOU'RE NOT!!!

LUIGI: {at the same time as Grampa Luigi} THEN YOU'RE NOT!!!

{Mario runs off Crying.}

GRAMPA LUIGI: So how's it been Sonny?

LUIGI: Oh not Bad, I was voted the most bravest man in The Mushroom Kingdom, I became a billionaire and bought my own mansion, then I became a Ghostbuster, then I finally decided to settle down here in Wiki City.

STYX FAN: Liar! If you were a billionaire, you'd buy your own house instead of living here!

LUIGI: At least I can tie my own Shoes!

STYX FAN: MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!