Chaos Emails.exe/Grammar

Summary

Chaos explains his "20 Rules of Grammar", with visual aid from The Cheat.

Cast(in order of appearence): Chaos, The Cheat, Jhonka

Places: Chaos' Basement, Slideshow, Courtroom

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: December 2, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: I can't believe...I have so much time....

{Types "[email protected]//Email", email appears onscreen.}

Choas!?

What if you were a happy merrry go lucky freak that
lived in the sewers? WHat would BEEEE DIFFE#RENT!!!!!!!
--gRAMMER fREAKK.

CHAOS: Hold it. I just have one thing to say:

BELL-2999-LETED!!!!!
Ha-ha, ha!
Grammar is wrong

CHAOS: You know what, th BELL's right. Grammar IS wrong. That's why the email was disregared. Now, I believe I should go over womething with all of you. Something I like to call:

CHAOS' 20 RULES OF GRAMMAR!

CHAOS: Now, let's turn it to a slideshow.

{The screen turns into a slideshow.}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Now, The Cheat. It's ready to view!

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Let's begin. {Changes slide to "Rule 1:Spell check!".}

CHAOS: Rule 1: Spell Check! Always make sure you look your work over, and correct spelling.

{Changes slide to "Rule 2:Punctuate!".}

CHAOS:Rule 2: Punctuate! You see, your little spell check action may not work on period placement. So remember to check out for those missins punctuatuion marks!

{Changes slide to "Rule 3:NEVER Write Noobspeak in off-computer writing!".}

CHAOS: Rule 3: NEVER Write Noobspeak in off-computer writing.It just looks silly and illiterate.

{Changes slide to "Rule 4:Help Others!".}

CHAOS: Rule 4:Help Others! This give you, and your help-ee experience in grammar.

{Changes slide to "Rule 5:Try Pronouncing!".}

CHAOS: Rule 5: Try pronouncing! It helps in small ways.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: With no mastery of the human language, I don't think It'll work on you!

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: What? You mean to say we're out of slides? But that means...

{The scene changes to Chaos in court, With Jhonka trotting back and forth.}

JHONKA: Chaos. Is it true you say you have a "20 Rule" slideshow, but you only have 5 slides.

CHAOS: {Gulps} Yes.

JHONKA: Well, that's false advertising!And I rest my case.

CHAOS: Actually, cna I just say something really important to you all?

JHONKA: If you have to. But it not like you'll win now!

CHAOS: Ladies and gentlemen, RULE ME INNOCENT OR MY FATHER WILL DRAG YOUR SOULD BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD ON A LONG, BLOODY CHAIN!

JHONKA: {Stammering} We-we...I give up! He win!

CHAOS: I knew I would win that easily. Well, see you all soon!

THE END!