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Chaos Emails.exe/3-Mail
Summary
Chaos tells a genie the things he would do with specific things, BELL-etes an email and Jhonka makes a dramatic return! All in one Email!
Cast(in order of appearence}: Chaos, Balcony Muppet 1, Im a bell, The Cheat, Balcony Muppet 2, Jhonka
Places: Chaos' Basement
Computer: BELL 2999
Date: November 14, 2007
Transcript
Email 1
CHAOS: If I had a penny for everything funny said or done on here, I'd owe you all $4.18.
{Cuts to Balcony Muppets from The Muppets}
BALCONY MUPPET 1: You got that right!
CHAOS: {Yelling} SHUT UP!
{cuts back to computer.}
CHAOS: Now, then.
{Types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}
Dear Chaos,
What would you do if you had won:
a million dollars,
1 wish for anything (except more wishes),
and a wii?
From,
Some genie dude {No, I'm not giving you this stuff}
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: {While typing} Well, the first thing I would do is throw away the Wii, or give it to charity. Because I hate Wiis.
IM A BELL: HEATHEN! BURN HIM! BURN HIM WITH FIRE! {starts spewing unintelligible gibberish}
{The Cheat drags Bell away}
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: {While typing} With the Million dollars, I would most likely but a condo. Because 1: I like condos. 2: I like Money, but condos more. And 3: I can pay for back rent.
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: {While typing} And with my wish, I would wish for ten thousand Dollars, because then I could put that into the overall money I have to pay for the Back rent. Well, that was quick. I guess I'm gonna do something incredibly daring. I'm going to...Check another Email! {Dramatic music plays}
Email 2
{Clears screen, then types "[email protected]//Email", another email appears onscreen.}
Dear Chaos,
EWFRTYNM67I5N7JRITRKJ THIS IS A VIRUS
The Virus maker
Atachment: milkandcheese_virus.exe
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: {While typing} While, that can't be good. But I have one thing to say. D....De....Del..Dele...no...BELL-ETED!
BELL-2999-LETED!!!!!
Ha-ha, ha!
Virus is dumb
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: Hmm. Well, now. What should I do with my free time?
BALCONY MUPPET 2: End the show now!
CHAOS: Shut up!
CHAOS: Maybe The Cheat wants to do something. {Pulls out cell phone and calls The Cheat}
CHAOS: Hey, The Cheat? Do you have anything you want/need to do? No? Oh, well. See you later! {hangs up cell phone and throws it against the wall}
CHAOS: Maybe a third Email checking is in order. Hmm.... I guess. {Dramatic music plays again, with a more intense sound}
Email 3
{Types ""[email protected]//Email", a third email appears onscreen.}
Dear Chaos,
What ever happened to Jhonka
Upon his rescue by you and The Cheat?
-This guy....Who isn't...Heian.
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: Good question, Guy. I haven't seen him! I think he left for law school the day after me and The Cheat rescued him. Oh, well. {re-assembles cell phone} I guess I have something Else to do now! {Presses Cell phone} Hello ,The Cheat? We have a job to do! {hangs up cell phone, than throws it again.}
{The Cheat appears onscreen.}
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
CHAOS: {Hops off of chair} Let's go! {turns around, and sees Jhonka , in a suit and tie.} Woah! Smart looking-Jhonka! Dah!
JHONKA: Oh, hello Chaos. I wonder where you were. Look! I go through law school!
CHAOS: In 8 weeks?
JHONKA: Teacher say I'm really smart. Look! {Pulls out diploma} Got Diploma to prove it, too!
CHAOS: {Sarcastically} Goodie-Goodie-Gumdrops. {Normally} Now, what're you doing back here?
JHONKA: Come to sue Bubs for what he did to me. Why?
CHAOS: Oh, that makes sense. Well, I have full support for you, and I'll hope to make it on the jury!
JHONKA: Good luck. It tough to do that.
CHAOS: You wanna know what else is amazing? You can speak better now.
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
JHONKA: Thank You, Cheat. I will! {walks offscreen}
CHAOS: What'd you tell him?
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
CHAOS: WOW! well, I better finish the email up. Seeya!
{The Cheat pans offscreen, and Chaos sits back down at the computer.}
CHAOS: {While typing} There you have it Genie, Virus Maker, and Guy! I answered 3 different things that you all wouldn't stop bugging me about. Enjoy your week, everyone!
THE END!
