Color Printer's E-mails/Butt IQ

Summary

Color Printer explains how to find the IQ of someone's butt.

Cast: Color Printer

Transcript

Color Printer: I've got nothing to say today.

Dear Mr Printer,
How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?
Crapfully yours,
Tyler

{Says "Mr" as mer}

Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing} Well, Mr Tyler, {says mer again} This is one of those weird questions that often gets a weird answer. But what I am about to show you is what I call my "Butt IQ Test." Anyways...Someone's IQ times 3 divided by their age is greater than or equal to that person's butt's IQ. {Types "(IQ*3)/Age≥Butt IQ"} So there you go, Tyler. And thus ends another e-mail. Pretty short one, too.

{The Paper comes down.}

Color Printer: {stops typing} I wonder what my butt's IQ is. Let's see, I multliply my IQ times 3...divided by 13...

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Butt IQ Test" to take a REAL Butt IQ Test.

Fun Facts

• I'm 13 years old, seriously.