Color Printer's E-mails/Bankrupt?

Summary

Oh no! Color Printer bankrupt? Is this the end?

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap, The Color Telegram, Foto

Transcript

Color Printer: E! Dash! M! A! I! L! Exclamation mark!

Dear Mr. Printer,
We are e-mailing to inform you that 
your savings account and checking account 
have balances of $0 and 0 cents. Also,
you are in MAJOR credit card debt.

Printerville Bank

Color Printer: Huh? But...but yesterday...{gets angry}...BITMAP!!!!!!!

{Cut to Bitmap in his room, where there is a large stereo system, with surround sound speakers set up all over the room. There is also a high-tech laptop on the desk. There is a destroyed Pixel 386 in the trash can.}

Bitmap: Uh-oh.

Color Printer: {walks in} Where did you...where...where did you get this stuff?!?

Bitmap: Internet.

Color Printer: And you used my bank accounts and credit cards?

Bitmap: Maybe.

Color Printer: And what all did you buy?

Bitmap: Surround Stereo System, Pixel XP desktop, 38" Plasma TV, DVD Player/VCR, and uh...a disco ball.

{A disco ball comes down and starts spinning, then stops and goes back up}

Color Printer: And this all costed how much, exactly?

Bitmap: Oh, about...$10,000.

Color Printer: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Bitmap: I'm in trouble now.

Color Printer: Thanks to you, I'm in bankrupt!!! {sigh}...I remember the good 'ol days...when there was nothing fancy to buy...the days of our grandfathers.

{Cut to 1936. The Color Telegram Device is looking at a telegram. 1936 music starts playing.}

Dear Mr. Telegram Device,
We are e-mailing to inform you that 
your bank account has a balance
of $0 and 0 cents STOP.

Printerville Bank STOP

The Color Telegram Device: What now STOP? I'm out of money STOP? But...Foto...STOP?

{Cut to Foto in his room. He is wearing a monocle.}

The Color Telegram Device: {walks in} Foto, do you know what happened to our money STOP?

Foto: Not really.

The Color Telegram Device: Say, what's that you're wearing STOP?

Foto: This? {points to new monocle} It's my new monocle!

The Color Telegram Device: Did you, by any chance, use my money in my bank account to buy that certain monocle STOP?

Foto: Yes.

The Color Telegram Device: Can you please tell me how much it cost STOP?

Foto: $500.

The Color Telegram Device: 500 hundred dollars STOP? So that's what happened to my money STOP!

{The record skids to a stop. Cut back to the present.}

Color Printer: Okay, maybe they weren't the good 'ol days.

Bitmap: Actually...{snickering}...I lied.

Color Printer: Huh?

Bitmap: I used my own bank accounts and credit cards...{snickers}..Then I prank mailed you.

Color Printer: Oh...{laughs} You got me good there!

Bitmap: {laughs}

{Cut back to the computer. The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Printerville Bank" to change it to "Printerville Bank Bitmap".

Fun Facts

• Gamebox is from the last e-mail.