Thatkidsam.muffin/Mushroom Monster Ad

Overview

Gruffy Guff Mushrooms will do whatever it takes to advertise their world-famous mushrooms.

Date: April 11th, 2005

Cast (in order of appearance): The Announcer, Marshie, Mushroom Monster, Icreature, Thatkidsam

Transcript

{Two robotic mechs are duking it out in The Arena. Marshie is piloting a poorly-built marshmallow mech with bladed arms, and Mushroom Monster is driving a dump truck with a mushroom-drill in front.}

THE ANNOUNCER: It seems that Mushroom Monster is closing in for the kill... The drill is spinning! Full power! And, OOH! He goes right into Fluffy Puff's representative! One... Two... Three... And Gruffy Guff wins the match!

MUSHROOM MONSTER: Yeah! That's what you get for trying to beat the world's best mushroom producer!

{Cut to a factory, and near some assembly lines, Mushroom Monster is talking.}

MUSHROOM MONSTER: Everyone trusts Gruffy Guff. Even the most famous people!

{Cut to a slide that says "Insert picture of random citizen here".}

MUSHROOM MONSTER: We use state-of-the-art machines to pick the finest mushrooms, straight from the ground!

{Cut to a field full of mushrooms where slaves are picking mushrooms.}

SLAVEMASTER: Hey! No slacking! {Whips a slave}

SLAVE: Ack!

{Cut back to Mushroom Monster.}

MUSHROOM MONSTER: And to seperate us from other companies, we use the finest ingredients to sanitize and purify the mushrooms so they never kill anyone!

{Cut to Icreature, giving his comments.}

ICREATURE: (I really hate these mushrooms.)

{The screen flashes briefly, and Icreature reads his comments with the help of a script.}

ICREATURE: (These mushrooms are... good? Yeah, um, I ate them one time and they made me do weird things. I mean-)

{Cut back to Mushroom Monster.}

MUSHROOM MONSTER: {Whispering} He wasn't supposed to say that... {Normal voice} So, everybody knows what the best mushrooms are!

{A chorus is sung.}

CHORUS: And then, you shall step into the world of the gruff! The gruff that's enough for what you want! ...Stuff.

MUSHROOM MONSTER: {The camera zooms in on his eyes} BUY THEM OR I'LL KILL YA!!

{The screen fades out.}

THATKIDSAM: Hey, wasn't I supposed to have something on this ad?

MUSHROOM MONSTER: Eh? Thatkidsam? See, this is what happens when you come in late.

THATKIDSAM: But, I came in on time! It's 6:30, just like you said!

MUSHROOM MONSTER: Well, Icreature threatened to eat my cast, so we had to do it early.

Fun Facts

• This is done in the style of Meet Marshie.