User:Badstar/megaman2

I MUST ACHIEVE GREATNESS OVER NOID AND SKULLY

March 14 2009

• I begin with a visit to the title screen. I keep hearing Brentalfloss's version of Megaman 2 title screen in my head while listening to this.
• Went for Woodman first. First off, robotic bats. These guys are horrible enemies. I always shot them before they got close and for most of them, I just ignored them. So then I got to the Jaguar/Panther things. These guys aren't hard at all if you know what to do. Just find the right spot and jump over the fire. Only got hurt twice, but they dropped some energy after I killed them, so its all good. Next... the gorrilas. God, I hate these guys! I got hurt a few times trying to kill them. I eventually found out to just let them swing and they'll eventually come up. Next, the birds and gorrilas AT THE SAME TIME. ...Yeah, not gonna go into detail about that. Next the kangaroo/rabbit things that throw mutated chicken wings at you. Seriously what the hell does he throw? Anyway, I got close to Woodman's lair. Then came the robot chicken/ostriches. Not too hard. Then... I APPROACHED WOODMAN'S DOOR. I jumped in cause... well, its cooler if you jump! So then I made it to Woodman. What a wuss. Though I'll admit, I did get hurt by those flying leaves everytime. But I eventually beat Woodman with half of my life. LEAF SHIELD OBTAINED! Now on to the guy who won't die, Airman.
• Like I said last time, I went for Airman next. Started off with the giant red things with drills. Not too much of a problem. Then came the weird little flying things. These guys are pathetic. I mostly avoided them. Then I reach the lighting bolt guys. Okay, time for a weird glitch. I walk away for 2 seconds then go back and he's gone. No joke, he seriously disspeared. So I hitched a ride on his cloud. Then I defeated his brethren. Soon I had to come to that one could you couldn't see when you were about to jump on. Luckily, I landed and made it to a platform. Then... CAME THE BIRDS OF DEATH. Destroyed all the eggs, thank god. Then I went to the saving point, where I came across... flying blue bacon? Is Airman so desperate he's sending his BREAKFAST out to get me!? Okay, so those guys suck. Now to the giant red things again. I had only about three so It was easier. Then came the fat Megaman look-alikes. Killed both of them then made my way to the door. For the hell of it, I had Airman Ga Taosenai play while I did this. Wasn't so hard with the leaf shield, but it was a challenge! The idiot eventually got in front of me and at that point, I just let the leaf shield circle around me until he died after two hits. Okay, so now I have the tornado thing- WHATS THIS? MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR LIGHT!? YAY, ITEM NUMBER TWO. Okay, not sure who to go after next. I know I should go to Crashman, but I'm just not sure...
• Okay, I decided on Heatman so I could use Item number 2. Alright, So I began the level. First I encountered the jumping green things. They hit me quite a few times. Now, at this point, I sadly forgot a bunch of stuff so I'm going to skip to the first encounter with... THE DISAPEARING TILES OF DOOM. Suprisingly, I got past it in one try. Next up, the savepoint with the blue and black rotating guys. This part always annoyed, but I suprisingly kicked some ass at this part. There were a few tough spots, but I succeded. Then... the second and much harder encounter with the disapearing tiles. I missed my spot 3 times. I eventually made it past the first half. I jumped off the block and grabbed my extra life. Then I used Item number 2. But then, something very unexpected occured. It crashed into a block. I was luckily able to jump on said block were I activated it again. Once again, it crashed. So I was able to jump to the next tile and jump back on land. Now, I encounter... THE SNIPER JOE IN A GIANT PURPLE CAR. Or as the Megas call it, a wheelchair. Then I made it to the door! jeez, this was so easy. I only got hit once and that was cause I jumped into one of his little fireballs that creates a firewall. Then, he just darted back and forth over and over. Thats seriously all he did. So I beat him, got his weapon and item number 1, and now I'm moving on to Metalman.
• Okay, due to some recent complaints. The long commentart shall end. Now, to make it simple... METALMAN ASPLODE. Next up, Bubbleman, then Flashman, then Crashman.
• holy hell did i seriously die 3 times on this stage. Anyways, defeated Bubbleman in one try, while only getting hit once. Next up, Bitchma- I MEAN QUICKMAN.
• DOWN FALLS CRASHMAN
• Flashman? More like... FLUKEMAN! No seriously, he didn't even land a shot on me. I made through his whole stage without getting hurt once.

March 15 2009

• god i hate those yellow things anyway, QUICKMAN WAS TOO SLOW
• BYE BYE MECHADRAGON
• PURPLE WALL OF DOOM GETS METAL BLADED
• WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BOSS FIGHT WAS THAT?

TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS SO I WILL REIGN SUPREME

Cover your ears with some earmuffs to concentrate and relax. Don't think of anything but winning. -pmelondemon43y 17:51, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll only do the thinking of winning thing. I'm listening to The Megas while doing this. -- Badstar

here's a hint

do not tell us what you like - SKUB ? 18:01, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

tl;dr -- Nacho^Talk 18:38, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

yesssssssssssssssss - SKUB ? 20:40, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Um, what? -- Badstar

you are talking too much

just say you beat them - SKUB ? 20:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

OKAY GUYS WHO NEXT. CRASH OR FLASH? -- Badstar