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Wikihood/arc/Origins/Sephiroth
Summery
This Movie shows every part of Sephiroth's life, from Birth, to Entry to Wikihood.
Transcript
{It starts, with a desk, and then, someone puts photographs on the desk. The events are: Assassination of Lincoln, Assassination of Kennedy, Fall of the Bastille, Oliver Cromwell rules England, Hitlers Third Reich, Assassination of Franz Ferdinand. Then a photograph of George W Bush comes up, but the hand just throws it away. It starts putting more photographs on. Saddams Capture, a Photograph of Sephiroth. It is then revealed, that Sephiroth is in the background of all of these photographs.}
{Cut to a large room, with a conveyor belt. Lots of Infant Sharothians are on the belt, being scanned by a machine. 2 Robots are controlling the machine. The Machine starts to scan a particular infant, and these words come up on screen, being read by a voice similar to that to GlaDOS.}
Name: Sephiroth.
Type of Class: Fighter.
Assigned Planet: Pangaia.
Parents: Unknown.
ROBOT: NEXT!
{The camera follows Baby Sephiroth, in which, a bronze plate of armour is put on him, and also his eyes scanned with lazers. He is then picked up, and put into a spacepod, which takes off, and starts to move towards Earth.}
ROBOT: Bye Bye Sephiroth. Write to us please.
{Cut to the Pod through space. It is going 1 Billion Lightyears a second. It finally goes into the Galaxy, and then crashes into Mercury. Out of it, emerges a Child Sephiroth.}
SEPHIROTH: What? This isn't Pangaia. This is.. {Gets out a little Device.} Mercury? Well, I can just go into my pod. {Just as he says this, the pod explodes.} Oh crap. Well, I'm stranded. I guess, I just gotta look around, to see if there's any life on this attractive planet. {Starts walking.} Hello? Anyone here?
{Some sounds are heard.}
SEPHIROTH: Wha?
'{A small creature, made entirely from water emerges from a nearby rock.}
SEPHIROTH: Wha? Who are you?
???: Icyicy.
SEPHIROTH: Wha?
???: Deepfreeeeeeeeeze!!!!
SEPHIROTH: Wait... are you talking your language?
???: Freezy! {Nods.}
SEPHIROTH: So, what's your name?
???: Bloppy.
SEPHIROTH: Your name... is Bloppy?
BLOPPY: {Nods.}
SEPHIROTH: And, do you have any one else I can speak with?
BLOPPY: Kiki!! {Nods.} F..F... Follow!
SEPHIROTH: Follow?
BLOPPY: {Nods.}
SEPHIROTH: Alright. {Follows Bloppy to the north.}
{2 Hours}
SEPHIROTH: Oh god... My feet are aching.
BLOPPY: Nookook!
SEPHIROTH:
BLOPPY: H..H... Here!
SEPHIROTH: Really? {Looks up, to see a large town, all made out of Granite, Marble, Diamond, Emerald, and Ice.} Whoa! This place is huge!! It's... Beautiful.
BLOPPY: I...I... Know.
SEPHIROTH: It's funny how you can pick up on languages so easily.
BLOPPY: It's a trait.
SEPHIROTH: Cool.
BLOPPY: Yeah. We're good like that.
SEPHIROTH: So.. How old are you?
BLOPPY: I'm 12. 12 Years Old.
SEPHIROTH: Sweet. I am too. I just came from Sharoth, to go to Pangaia.
BLOPPY: Sharoth? You mean, the Legend Universe?
SEPHIROTH: Yep.
BLOPPY: WHOA!! ....So, do you need help in getting to Pangaia?
SEPHIROTH: Yep. I need another Space Pod. Mine broke.
BLOPPY: I think I know who you can see for that.
{Cut inside an Emerald Shack. A Mercurian blacksmith is there, constructing a Shoe.}
BLOPPY: Uncle! Uncle!
BLACKSMITH: Yes?
BLOPPY: I need help from you, for my friend.
BLACKSMITH: And, what may that be?
SEPHIROTH: A Space Pod capable of traveling to Pangaia.
BLACKSMITH: A SPACE POD!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME THAT WOULD TAKE ME?!
SEPHIROTH: 5 minutes?
BLACKSMITH: 5 MINUTES?! That would take like.... 5 years!
SEPHIROTH: Fair Enough.
BLACKSMITH: I can't do that!
BLOPPY: He's from Sharoth, you know.
BLACKSMITH: Sharoth? Why didn't you say? Come on! Let's do it! Space Pod, right?
BLOPPY: Yep!
BLACKSMITH: ....But... Why Pangaia? That place is dangerous. It's full of the.... Glabal.
SEPHIROTH: The Glabal?
BLACKSMITH: The Glabal are a Barbarian Race. They are known for their outstanding strength, and speed, and habit of killing, and eating any people not of their race.
SEPHIROTH: Gross.
BLACKSMITH: So... do you still want to go there, Young Sharothian?
SEPHIROTH: Positive, sir.
BLACKSMITH: Darn. Well, if you expect to survive there, you should learn to fight. Bloppy, take him to Eldar. Trust me, you will appreciate it. He's from a neighbouring universe to the Sharothians.
SEPHIROTH: Really? What?
BLACKSMITH: The Demonic tribe.
SEPHIROTH: Whoa.
BLACKSMITH: Take care!
SEPHIROTH: All right Blacksmith Man!
{OOC: The Characters name, acually is Called Blacksmith.}
{Bloppy and Sephiroth walk outside, and move to the north, going into a large field. A Humanoid Demon is meditating on a tall, and skinny rock.}
BLOPPY: {Shouting} HEY!!! ELDAR!!! {Eldar wakes up, accidentally loses his balance, and falls off the rock.}
ELDAR: {Comical Shouting.} WHAT IS IT BLOPPY!!!!??
BLOPPY: My friend here needs training. He's from Sharoth.
ELDAR: Really? Sharoth? Well you two come up, you have some work to do!
BLOPPY: Me too?
ELDAR: Yes Bloppy. You too.
{Sephiroth and Bloppy line up, and then it becomes a training montage, with "Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky plays. Cut then, into 12 years later. Sephiroth is leaving the village, about to board a Giant Golden Airship. Sephiroth shakes hands with Bloppy, and the villagers cheer him on. Sephiroth boards the airship, and flies off.}
{Cut inside of the Airship. Sephiroth is in a training room, and he is using a punching bag.}
SEPHIROTH: Darn. I can't believe I'm gonna be fighting against a race of warriors. Stay calm... {Starts shaking.} Stay calm.. Stay calm... STAY CALM!!! OH GOD!! I CAN'T DO IT!!!! AHH!!! {Runs all around the room, and then runs into the punchbag, and falls. He then rises towards the ceiling, and falls.} Oww....
AIRSHIP INTERCOM: We are here, in Pangaia. Have fun.
SEPHIROTH: Oh no.... I'm gonna have to fight the Glabal now.... Meh. They can't be that bad. {Gets off the ship. Pangaia is a large, barren wasteland, with Volcanoes} This isn't how I expected... Oh well. I wonder if there's any species I need to make extinct. {A Giant Birdshrew, with 3 tongues attacks him. Sephiroth just shoots it with a ray gun, and it dies.} You're going on my list.
{Hours Later, Sephiroth is walking into a Forest, and in the middle of the forest is a Village, full of Primative creatures. The creatures are fighting, and then a giant Raptor attacks them. They just all jump on the Dinosaur, and Eat him Raw, Alive.}
SEPHIROTH: Oh god... These might be the Glabal.
GLABAL: {Sniff Sniff} {Talks in Native Language, with Subtitles.} I smell blood. Blood of... Sharothian?
{At hearing this, all the Glabal go into a rampage, and start searching everywhere. Sephiroth starts to run away.}
