Twitter King of The WUW

{Open: A gameshow studio. Sephiroth in at the middle, wearing a snappy suit and holding flash cards, and beside him are JCM, Brooksie, and Nachoman. The theme plays and Sephiroth starts talking.}

SEPHIROTH: Hello all, and welcome to the Twitter King of the WUW! The contestants for this show are: Nachoman, Brooksie, and our all time favourite, JCM.

{The audience claps}

SEPHIROTH: Alright, we'll jump straight in.. Who's tweet is this?

I'm spending my Friday night reading speeches by Ronald Reagan for pleasure. There is no end to my awesomeness.

BROOKSIE: I don't know, but he sounds sexy.

NACHOMAN: Noid?

SEPHIROTH: Sorry, but it was Brooksie.

BROOKSIE: SCANDAL!!!!!

SEPHIROTH: Next..

NACHOMAN: More like Brooks the perv!

BROOKSIE: BOO!!!!

SEPHIROTH: Here's the next one.

AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BELIIIEVE THEM

NACHOMAN: Noid!

BROOKSIE: That's so Noid!

SEPHIROTH: Nachoman's correct! 10 points! Brooksie's too late.

BROOKSIE: but.. But he didn't use a proper sentence!

NACHOMAN: You didn't use a proper... YOU'RE GAY.

BROOKSIE: HOMOPHOBE!! -20 points!

SEPHIROTH: I am the host here. Next.

If I see one more DeviantArt submission with the same goddamn dopey wide-eyed :D-mouthed grin I swear to god I am buying a rifle and shot it

NACHOMAN: SkullB.

SEPHIROTH: 10 points. Nacho is at the lead with 20. Everyone else is tied with 0.

JCM: Guys?

BROOKSIE: But he lost 20 points, remember? Right?!

SEPHIROTH: Next!

bohemian rhapsody is a great song

BROOKSIE: You!

SEPHIROTH: Wrong. Minus 10.

NACHOMAN: Nachoman.

SEPHIROTH: Correct. 10 points

BROOKSIE: poopbuttpoopthisgameihateitpoopbuttiquit

SEPHIROTH: Nacho is at the lead with 30, Brooksie last with -10. Next!

If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose!

BROOKSIE: Badstar?

SEPHIROTH: Wrong. -10.

JCM: GUYS?!

NACHOMAN: I don't know.

SEPHIROTH: It was Bell.

BROOKSIE: WHAT?! NACHO SHOULD LOSE POINTS! HE COULDN'T ANSWER IT! ....Lightning round can be 50 points, right?

SEPHIROTH: sure why not

JCM: GUYS?!!!! Anyone listening?!

SEPHIROTH: This will win it all!

It's official: Heading to Copenhagen on Dec. 9 to participate in the UN Climate Change Conference. Read more about it: http://bit.ly/4xn1X6

NACHOMAN: Obama!

BROOKSIE: Al gore?

SEPHIROTH: ...NACHO WINS AT 80 POINTS!! JCM IS SECOND WITH 0!! AND BROOKSIE LOSES WITH -20!!

BROOKSIE: THIS GAME IS UNFAIR.

NACHOMAN: Brooks isn't that smart.

SEPHIROTH: Nacho the twitter king of the WUW!

BROOKSIE: no this is wrong i have the most twitter influence it should be me i win

NACHOMAN: God you're such a sore loser

JCM: GOSH GUYS LISTEN TO ME!! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!

SEPHIROTH: shutup jicem. Anyway, Thanks for watching, and we hope you have a great day!

BROOKSIE: you guys are jerks

JCM: Check this shiz out i am trippin balls