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Things are looking up for Alfonzo. But what about Dan? Where does he stand?

Cast: Ronald, Dan, Alfonzo, Pete, Ert Plus

Places: Waffle Town, Dan's Apartment

Date: February 21, 2009

Transcript

{Fade in to Waffle Town. Dan is leaning at the counter}

RONALD: {Offscreen} Yeah the other employees have been getting pretty jealous of me.

DAN: Really? Why's that?

RONALD: I just won Employee of the Month.

DAN: Wow. Congratulations.

RONALD: Yeah. The boss was awful proud of me ever since I put that kitchen fire out with my face.

{Alfonzo walks in, put on his apron and hat and hops over the counter}

ALFONZO: Good morning, guys!

RONALD: Sup?

DAN: Where have you been?

ALFONZO: My shift doesn't start til 8, Dan. You know that.

DAN: Oh.

ALFONZO: How long have you been here?

DAN: Not sure... 15 minutes maybe?

RONALD: Oh yeah! Thanks for helping open up the place this morning, Dan!

ALFONZO: The place doesn't open til 6... you've been here two hours?

DAN: {Yelling} Thanks a lot, Ronald!

RONALD: No problem!

ALFONZO: Why so early?

DAN: Look. I just needed some time away from things.

ALFONZO: Oh. Well that's okay. Do you want anything to eat?

DAN: Jumbo plate of waffles. Actually... make it three.

{Dan walks away looking pretty bummed}

ALFONZO: What's wrong with Dan? He's normally happy and stupid and stuff. Now he's just... and stuff.

{Cut to Dan sitting at a table and hitting his head on the table}

ALFONZO: Well... maybe a little stupid.

{Pete walks in and goes up to the counter}

PETE: Hey Alfonzo.

ALFONZO: Hey Pete. What's up with Dan?

PETE: I think Valentine's Day got to him.

ALFONZO: Ugh. You mean he's bummed about me and Ashley? You've gotta be kidding me.

PETE: Yeah. Don't worry about it though. I'm sure he'll get over it.

ALFONZO: Figures. Soon as something good happens to me for a change, he gets all sulky and stuff.

DAN: {From offscreen} WHERE THE DAMN ARE MY JUMBO WAFFLES?!

PETE: Yikes. The jumbo plate. He's really bummed.

ALFONZO: He ordered three.

PETE: Oh God. It's worse than I thought. If he orders a Mega-Slush, there's no hope.

DAN: {Offscreen} RONALD! Hook me up with a Mega-Slush!

RONALD: You got it chief!

PETE: Crap.

ALFONZO: Well? What do we do?

PETE: I dunno. But we have to think of something.

ALFONZO: Well you get on that. I have to get to work. It's close to the breakfast rush, and when you work at a waffle establishment, that's dangerous.

PETE: Noted. I'm out!

{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Dan is sitting on the couch looking very depressed}

DAN: Stupid... stupid brained... stupid head!

{Pete walks in the front door}

PETE: {Seeing Dan} Oh, hey Dan. You okay?

DAN: No.

PETE: What's up?

DAN: This whole thing with Alfonzo and Ashley is making me sick.

PETE: You're not jealous, are you?

DAN: Ew, no. I hate Ashley. I just can't believe Alfonzo has a girl and I don't. It's... very weird.

PETE: Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.

DAN: You think so?

PETE: Duh. Your the sex appeal in our trio of awesomeness.

DAN: Really?

PETE: Well I'm the studdly one, but you're not bad either.

DAN: {Laughs} Thanks, Pete. I needed that.

PETE: Besides... we can't let Alfonzo and Ashley's relationship stop our zany adventures. No one would watch the show anymore!

DAN: True to the that!

PETE: Now waddaya say we make like a tree and get the darnit out of here?

DAN: {Pulls out a giant letter "K"} K!!

{Ert pops in from the side of the screen}

ERT: HEY! That's my shtick!

{Fade to black}

{The End!}

Easter Eggs

Nope!

Fun Facts

• I forgot to mention in the last toon, but Ronald will always be offscreen.
• The kitchen fire is a reference to the Ert Email Badstar!.