Random Censoring/zoohax0r

Transcript

{cuts to the pool room. the ****uter is at the desk.

ZOO977: Well, I can't wait until I get a new computer! {opens the email}

Dear Zoo,
Could you ask Nick and Zach if they are still coming to my house to **** me?
You could come if you would like!
See you later!
Raggonix

ZOO977: Woah, ****ing? I can get a 5 dollar laptop and get it to however I want it! But sadly, Zach can't **** you. He is back in America. And won't be moving here anytime soon.

{cuts to Nicholas and Zoo walking down the street. Zoo is holding a laptop}

NICHOLAS: So, how is your computer going to look?

ZOO977: I dunno. I like ****ing, and so I will probably give it a ****ing theme.

NICHOLAS: I have the perfect idea, *****.

ZOO977: Awesome, what the **** is it?

NICHOLAS: Um... I don't have one.

{Zoo groans. cuts to a silver room filled with laptops, machinery, and goverment documents. Raggonix, Nicholas, and Zoo are at the desk}

RAGGONIX: A ****ing theme?

ZOO977: Yes! Isn't there a style you can use?

RAGGONIX: I was more referring to ****ing me.

ZOO977: I WANT TO RESET MY COMPUTER!

RAGGONIX: Thats called changing your settings.

ZOO977: So, you won't change my laptop?

NICHOLAS: Look, we'll raise your level on maple story to high if you **** me.

ZOO977: And change my computers settings?

RAGGONIX AND NICHOLAS: {interupting quickly, in unison} Yes.

ZOO977: Yay!

{the three begin opening programs. Zoo looks up}

ZOO977: Isn't ****ing you illegal?

NICHOLAS: Not if I can **** it!

ZOO977: What?

NICHOLAS: I have my ways.

{the three begin woking again. Zoo begins twitching.}

ZOO977: ITS TOO QUIET! {rushes out. cuts to the pool room. the desk is empty, and Zoo isn't there.}

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