The Battle of Raiku

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS GUY NAMED RAIKU

HE SAID

HE WANTED TO FIGHT

SO HE BAWWED HIS WAY IN

AND PROCEEDED TO GET KILLED

BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT HE WAS A MARY SUE SO THEY SAID SCREW THIS LEAVE HIM TO ROT ALONE

BUT HE DIDN'T

HE DID HOWEVER SUCCUMB TO A MASSIVE SUCK ATTACK AND DIED

THE END

AUSSIE: EY MATE WHAT DA BLUDDY HELL?

BELL: No, just battle! It's almost my figma posing and hentei session!

CHAOS: i lol'd

AUSSIE: AW HELL NO!

AUSSIE: LET'S 'AVE SOME SHRIMPS INSTEAD

ERIC: i like it