Gilligan 'n' Tracy/Ep3.

{The episode starts with Gilligan in his house. Hes listening to the radio and is on the phone}

GILLIGAN: Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up...

PHONE: Hello lucky caller, you have won our contest! You win two plane tickets to Orange County, California and two 4 day passes to Disneyland

GILLIGAN: WHOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!

PHONE: Your tickets will arrive in exactly... two seconds.

{Two plane tickets appear}

GILLIGAN: {Hangs up} YAY!!! I already know who to take with me too! {Picks up phone and calls Tracy}

TRACY:{from phone} Hey, Gilligan. What's up?

GILLIGAN: I HAVE GREAT NEWS, I- wait, how did you know it was me?

TRACY:{from phone} Caller ID.

GILLIGAN: Oh. Anyway... I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!! I WON A RADIO SWEEPSTAKES!!! WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!

TRACY:{from phone} HOORAY!!!! I'll be right over! {hangs up} {runs onscreen} Okay I'm here.

GILLIGAN: Oooooookay! We better start packing! {Pulls out a suitcase.} Lets see... what will we need?

TRACY:{snaps fingers. a black suitcase with a red aura appears} I suggest we either bring nunchaku. For rogue Disney mascots. And don't let me forget my lucky banana, for it is the source for all of my powers except summoning.

GILLIGAN: Okay! {Runs to his room, comes back holding several different things in his hand} Okay... lets see here... {Pulls out catnip.} Yep. {Puts in suitcase. Puts in tuna, more catnip, some extra clothes, more tuna, some bottled water, sunglasses and more catnip}

TRACY:{summons a weightless hole capable of storing an infinite mass, dumps suitcase, clothes, a few bags of holding, and a backpack of unimaginable pain into it, and swallows the hole. Tracy implodes, and then inverts, becoming himself, only now wearing shorts, sandals, sunglasses, and an orange t-shirt with tropical patterns all over it, and carrying a weightless suitcase containing the hole} I'm ready.

GILLIGAN: We don't leave until tomorrow. We have to wake up at 4:30 sharp.

TRACY: I'll sleep here for the night. Is that okay?

GILLIGAN: Sure!

{The next day...}

{Gilligan is in bed, asleep. Tracy is in a cot next to him.}

ALARM CLOCK: GET THE HELL UP!!!!!

GILLIGAN: {Eyes open slightly. Grumbles. Looks at clock. Gets out of bed and nudges Tracy lightly} Tracy... get up... we have to get to the airport...

TRACY:{wakes up, gets up, grabs suitcase} Right. I'm up.

GILLIGAN: {Grabs suitcase. Runs out followed by Tracy} Okay, my cars being prepared, so we have to get there another way. Here. Hold this for a second. {Gives Tracy his suitcase. Tail starts spinning at an abnormally high speed. Lifts off the ground.} Okay, now grab on to my hand!

TRACY:{grabs Gilligan's hand} Right!

GILLIGAN: {Flies up higher, then starts flying towards the airport}

TRACY: C'mon! Fly faster! Fly faster!

GILLIGAN: I'm going as fast as I can!

TRACY: Okay, stop. We're here. Now, RUN!

GILLIGAN: {Lands in front of the airport. Runs in, followed by Tracy.}

FLIGHT ASSISTANT: Hello. Do you two have your tickets?

GILLIGAN: Right here! {Gives the flight assistant their tickets}

FLIGHT ASSISTANT: Okay, good. Please go through that metal detector. {points to metal detector next to her}

GILLIGAN: {Goes through metal detector}

TRACY:{goes through metal detector, it goes off} Oh, sorry. {rips off head, goes through it, picks head back up, puts it back on his body, follows Gilligan to the plane}

GILLIGAN: {Gets on the plane} Okay, our seats are in... {Looks at his ticket} first class.

TRACY:{gets on the plane as well} WOOT.

GILLIGAN: {Sits down in his seat.} Hmmm... do you ever have the feeling that you may have forgotten something?

TRACY:{sits down as well} Yeah, but I just teleport to get it when I rememb-Oh, {bleep}. The banana. I guess I can't get it NOW.

GILLIGAN: What do you think happened to it? {Burps} Oops. Excuse me. Must've been that... {Eyes widen} ...banana I ate..... oops.

TRACY: No, no. That couldn't have been it. I didn't have it with me wen I came over to your house yesterday. Besides, if you would have eaten it, your head would explode.

PILOT'S VOICE: Attention, passengers. We are getting ready for lift-off. Please put on your seatbelts and enjoy your flight.

TRACY:{puts seatbelt on} Oh well. Too bad I can only summon things that have not existed before.

GILLIGAN: {Puts on seatbelt.}

{Plane starts lifting off the ground. Cut to a few seconds later, where the plane is in the air, but flying low}

PILOT'S VOICE: We need to dump some weight. please find the fattest couple and dump them off the plane.

{cut to outside the plane. a door opens, and two fat people fall out of it. The plane is now flying faster and higher. cut back to Tracy and Gilligan}

PILOT'S VOICE: We will now show our in-flight movie, "Legally Blonde"! Now I bet you're wondering, "Why are we showing such a bad movie?" Well, we don't care about you that much.

GILLIGAN: ...Excuse me for a moment. {Takes off seatbelt and walks into the cockipt.}

PILOT'S VOICE: Hmm... that is odd. It appears that a young black haired boy with cat ears and a tail has entered the cockpit. No sir, you may not drive the plane. Please return back to your sea- GAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

{Moment of silence.}

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Attention passengers! This is your new pilot, Gilligan. Please enjoy your flight to orange county! Thank you.

TRACY:{gets up, walks offscreen}

TRACY'S VOICE: Since when could you fly a plane? ...You gonna eat that dead pilot? ...Oh crap is this thing on?

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Yes. Yes it is.

TRACY'S VOICE: Oh. ...To the owner of a yellow Hyundai, it's lodged in one of the engines.

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Heh. Hey Tracy, watch me do a loop-de-loop!

{Cut to the outside of the plane. It does a loop-de-loop. The screams of the passengers can be heard. Cut back. The passengers looked shocked. Luggage is scattered all over the floor.}

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Wasn't that awesome!?

TRACY'S VOICE: Hey look! A ring of fire! I dare you to fly the plane through that!

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Just watch me!

{Cut to the outside. The plane goes through the ring of fire.}

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: WHOO-HOO!!!

{A high-five noise can be heard through the intercom}

TRACY'S VOICE: Oh, and, to the Hyundai's owner, it's not caught in the ring of fire. It should explode in a little bit.

{an explosion is heard}

TRACY'S VOICE: THERE it goes!

{The sound of a toilet flush is heard. The Co-Pilot comes out of the bathroom and walks into the cockpit.}

CO-PILOT'S VOICE: W-WHATS GOING ON IN HERE!?!? WHO ARE YOU TWO!?!?!?!?

TRACY'S VOICE: We're two weirdos from Wiki City. ...So, nobody wants this body? ...Ooookay! {eating noises}

CO-PILOT'S VOICE: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE EATING HIM!

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Hmmm... {More eating noises} Tastes like pork!

TRACY'S VOICE: I told you human meat tastes good!

CO-PILOT'S VOICE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!????!!!!!?????

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: Whats wrong with us? Well, I'm a catboy and hes semi-demonic.

TRACY'S VOICE: Ever heard of the psychopath Im a bell? I'm his son.

CO-PILOT'S VOICE: I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Cut to the outside. The emergency door opens and the co-pilot jumps out. Cut back.}

GILLIGAN'S VOICE: {Laughs} HAHA!!! Look at him fall!

TRACY'S VOICE: HAHAAAAA!!!!! Lucky him! He landed on Rosie O'Donnell!

{Later...}

{The plane arrives at airport in orange county.}

GILLIGAN: Well, we're here!

TRACY: Excellent.

GILLIGAN: {Walks out of the cockpit, followed by Tracy. Gets their luggage and walks out of the plane.}

TRACY: So, wait. Why'd we stop on the OTHER SIDE OF ORANGE COUNTY FROM DISNEYLAND?

GILLIGAN: ...Oops.

TRACY: Hold on. I see a car going to Disneyland driven by a guy in a Mickey costume. {gets the guy to pull over} I'm guessing you work in Disneyland. Could you give us a lift?

DRIVER: {Creepy voice} Nah, I just found this costume by the curb. But I am going to Disneyland to watch the little children... {Creepy laugh}

TRACY: ... {snaps driver's neck, eats his arm} ...Eh. Kinda gamy.

GILLIGAN: {Tosses the driver out of the car and gets in the driver's seat} {Mario voice} Lets'a go! {Mario music plays}

{Tracy gets in with the luggage. Gilligan starts driving}

TRACY:{looks out back window} OH CRAP. A BLUE SHELL.

{a car passes them. The blue shell follows it}

TRACY: Nevermind.

GILLIGAN: {Arrives at Disneyland. Gets out of car.} We're here!

TRACY:{gets out of the car as well} Good.

MASCOT: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

TRACY: ... {kicks the mascot in the nuts}

GILLIGAN: HAHA!!!

{A few seconds later...}

{Tracy and Gilligan are walking down Main Street. The man who Tracy and Gillgan stole the car from walks out of an alley}

TRACY: D-didn't I kill you?

MAN: No.

GILLIGAN: Since when were there alleys in Disneyland? Anyway... BE GONE!!! {Kicks the man until hes uncouncious.}

TRACY: ...I propose we stick him on a rollercoaster so it seems like he died by accident.

GILLIGAN: Good idea.

{A few moments later...}

{Cut to the man still uncouncious and on Splash Mountain. The boat reaces the very top. The man falls to his death.}

GILLIGAN: {Takes a picture}

{the man falls onto Rosie O'Donnell}

ROSIE O'DONNELL: Ah, that's the second time today!

GILLIGAN: So anyway, which ride should we go on first?

TRACY: Umm... {notices The Doomy Doom Roller Coaster Of Doom} How long's THAT been there?

GILLIGAN: ...What...the...crap? Lets go on something more fun... oh! I've got it!

{A few moments later...}

GILLIGAN: {On the Winnie The Pooh ride with Tracy} Yay!

TRACY: HOW did you get me to do this?!

GILLIGAN: I forget... OH NO!!! HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES!!!!

TRACY:{sighs} Y'know what? I'm getting outta here. {jumps off the ride, lands a few yards away unharmed} Huh. I guess I still have my gravity defying powers.

GILLIGAN: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM! THEY WANT TO STEAL MY HONEY!!!

TRACY: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD WITH YOU!

{A few minutes later...}

{The ride ends}

GILLIGAN: AGAIN, AGAIN!!!

{the ride restarts. cut to Tracy in the hotel room, watching TV}

TRACY: I wonder how Gilligan's doing. ...Eh, I shouldn't worry about it.

{cut back to Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: AGAIN!!!!!

EMPLOYEE: Sir, you should probably get off now... you've been on 5 times.

GILLIGAN: {Grumbles. Gets off. Looks around} Hey... wheres Tracy?

{cut back to Tracy}

TRACY: Wow. Gilligan's been gone a long time. I better go look for him.

{cut back to the ride}

TRACY: Excuse me sir, have you seen a childish cat/human around here?

EMPLOYEE: Oh yeah. He ran off a few minutes ago crying.

{Cut to Gilligan on The Matterhorn Bobsleds.}

GILLIGAN: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!!!!

{Cut back.}

TRACY: Oh. I should probably find him. The last time he ran off in a theme park, he destroyed three different stores, attacked a mascot with a newspaper, and somehow got himself locked in the hotel room's bathroom, even though it locks from the inside.

{Cut back to Gilligan. Hes riding the teacups. He gets off a few minutes later. Hes wearing some mouse ears with his name on them.}

GILLIGAN: I should probably look for Tracy... {Walks off.}

TRACY:{walks onscreen} ...Crap. He wasn't at the souvenir hat shop, he wasn't at the bobsleds, and he's not here. I'm outta ideas. {walks off}

GILLIGAN: {Walks to the hat shop. Enters. Walks up to the counter} Excuse me, but did a slightly tall british guy with a bell for a head stop by here?

EMPLOYEE: Yes, he did. He was looking for someone like you, and said he would go see if he was at the Matterhorn Bobsleds.

GILLIGAN: Hmmm...

{Cut to the matterhorn}

GILLIGAN: Did you see this guy come by here? {Holds up a picture of Tracy.}

EMPLOYEE: Yes, he did. He was looking for someone an awful lot like you, and then said he'd check the teacups.

{Cut to the teacups}

GILLIGAN: Grrrrrr...... this is getting frustrating...

{cut to Tracy looking around the park}

TRACY: Let's see... Where would Gilligan be if I wasn't with him? ...AHA!

{cut to a park police station. Tracy is looking at arrested visitors}

TRACY: Nope. None of these people are him. {walks off}

POLICE OFFICER: GET IN THERE! {Shoves Gilligan in the line of arrested visitors.}

GILLIGAN: OH COME ON! ALL I DID WAS BLOW UP A SOUVINIER STORE!!!

{cut to Tracy walking through the park}

TRACY:{notices a large, smoking crater filled with charred employees and many destroyed stuffed animals and clothes} ...I must be close.

EMPLOYEE: P-please... help us! A-a-a- deranged catboy came out of nowhere and attacked us...

TRACY: I'm right! Which way did he go?

EMPLOYEE: He was taken to the police station in the park. Which I find weird cause Disneyland never had a police station before.

TRACY: Ah. I'll just have to go back there, then. But first... {jumps into the crater, devours the employees}

{Meanwhile...}

GILLIGAN: Can I go now? I'm bored...

POLICE OFFICER: NO! You have to stay here until someone bails you out. Or if you die.

GILLIGAN: What was that last part?

POLICE OFFICER: Uhhhh... if somebody bails you out?

TRACY:{walks in} GILLIGAN! FINALLY! Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

GILLIGAN: An hour and 35 minutes.

TRACY: Exactly. Let's get out of this police station. {hands the policeman a blank check, walks off with Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: Well, lets go have some more fun!

{A half hour later...}

GILLIGAN: {On the plane back to wiki city with Tracy} I can't believe we were banned from california!

TRACY: Yeah. I REALLY wanted to go to ComicCon sometime...

ITS OVER!!!