(even if you aren't vegan)
The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)
This experiment is on hold until April 20th because I have no means of continuing it and even then I'm probably gonna be pissed off at something/somebody/some place so I won't be motivated. In closing give me pick-up lines!!!
I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.
THE TESTS
Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.
Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? My jaw dropping every time I see your face.
Oh yeah, thanks for the comment. "We should go shopping" I agree! Let's go to the mall. I heard Santa is in town, and I can show him what he should bring me.
Hey, wingman showed me this awesome puzzle, let me show you. Give me your hand. {grabs hand, places other hand's index finger across it} Okay, so my finger is a river. There's a bunny on this side, and he wants to get over to that side. How does he do it? {all answers mean no} You give up? Well...I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand.
Requires you to leave toothpaste and/or dried drool on face What? {rubs off prop} Euch, why didn't you tell me I had this all over my face? Oh, you got something all over yours too. My eyes.
You know, you really are an inspiration to me. I just tell myself, "If I ever want to get a girl as a pretty as you some day, I should get my act together."
Requires subject to be looking in a mirror. Hey, wanna see something beautiful? Again? You just did.
Requires subject to say "Hoo, I'm hot (as in overheated)". Don't have to say that, we all were thinking it.
{runs up to target, places hands on shoulder blades before retracting them} Oh, sorry, I thought those were your wings.
Oh, what the-somebody stole my lunch card! Yeah, no, I checked my pockets...I bet it was you {to target}. No way, I don't believe you! You're definitely a good thief. The first moment I saw you, you stole my heart.
{target walks into room} Hey, are you an interior decorator? Because when you walked in, the room became beautiful.
Requires to be outside with stars Wow, look at all those pretty stars. I can match every one of them with a reason why I love you.
Yeah, he does show off a lot in Gym. You know else was showing off? God, when he made you.
Requires to be standing next to target with nobody else listening Hey, uh, I wanted to ask you a question. I'm kind of, uh, interested in somebody, and I was wondering if you would help me get their number. You will? Okay, good. But keep it on the down low, because she's right next to me.
You excited for spring break? Yeah, me too, I get to see my cousin. Did I ever tell you about the time he got arrested? Say, have you ever been arrested? No? That's a surprise, because it must be illegal to look that good.
WINGMAN: You know, target, I'm pretty sure this kid is in love with you or somethin'. / I don't know if I love her yet. I'm still lost in her eyes.
