(even if you aren't vegan)
Fluffy Kitty Squad/1
Transcript
ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for the pilot episode of FLUFFY KITTY SQUAD!
{A cat offscreen meows and purs}
{Cut to the Cat House, the home of the FKS. Kittie is lying on a couch}
{Lucky walks in}
LUCKY: I'm the King of Bacon!
KITTIE: That's nice...
{Graymond darts onscreen in panic}
GRAYMOND: GUYS! We've...
BOTH: What?
GRAYMOND: We've run out of cat treats!
LUCKY: OH NOES!
KITTIE: Well...how much money we got?
LUCKY: Uh...oops.
KITTIE: What?
LUCKY: I seemed to have ate all of our change...
{Lucky jumps up and down, coins jingling can be heard}
KITTIE: You WHAT?!
OREO: What's all the commotion?
KITTIE: Our cat treat supply is diminished and Lucky ate our change.
OREO: YES! That means we can carry on this plan I concocted since we were kittens!
KITTIE: Um...we never knew each other as kittens. In fact, Lucky's like...3 years older than you.
LUCKY: I'm four and I'm still dumb as hell!
OREO: Never mind. It's time to pull of...OPERATION: STEAL-TREATS-FROM-THE-LOCAL-PET-STORE-ALONG-WITH-CATNIP-AND-CAT-TOYS.
KITTIE: Great! What's it about?
OREO: Well, we steal treats from the local pet store along with catnip and cat toys.
GRAYMOND: Sounds dangerous.
LUCKY: Starring Drew Carey!
{record scratch, everyone looks at Lucky}
LUCKY: What? Anyway, TO THE CATMOBILE!
GRAYMOND: Uh...we don't have a car.
KITTIE: We'll just walk there.
OREO: Remember silly! We can't walk! Nasty owners have eyes, too!
KITTIE: Then we'll just have to ask them.
{Cut to a room where the owners are}
IM A BELL: Eh.
NACHOMAN: Sure.
RYAN: Go right ahead.
SI: Okay.
{Cut back}
LUCKY: Well that was simple.
OREO: Can I be the driver!?
KITTIE: Uh...okay.
{Cut to a car. Oreo is in the driver's seat, Lucky is in the passenger's seat. The four headbang as "What Is Love" plays.}
GRAYMOND: ...Wait, how are we driving this?
{Record scratch}
OREO: Uh...
{Zoom out to see the car driving into the ocean}
LUCKY: Oh, shizcakes! Quick, everyone! Grab on to my back! I've got gas!
OREO: Eeeeeew! Stinky! Move away!
{Oreo jumps out the car, and lands on the cliff they were driving on. He watches as the car plummets into the ocean, but sees Lucky rocket out with Kittie and Graymond using fart power}
{The other three land}
KITTIE: {coughing} What the hell was that?!
GRAYMOND:{coughing} I don't know!
