The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? My jaw dropping every time I see your face.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

• I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
• I hope you know CPR because my herat just skipped a beat.
• You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
• Hi, I'm foreign. I've got "Russian" hands and "Roman" fingers.