The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? My jaw dropping every time I see your face.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

• Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
• Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.
• You're hot.
• LETS SEX IT UP {techno music}
• Hey Kait I can play guitar B)
• Hey Kait Billy Dee Williams said I was pretty kickin so I guess it's true
• I'm tired of being lonely and would like to spend the rest of my days with you.
• MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE
• Hey lady wanna date if you don't you will be stuffed in my trunk
• Hey lady I got berry KIX and a Whinny the Poo bear spoon at my pad wanna come?
• Do you know that I smell like cheddar?
• wanna cum back to my place so i can cut you up and make you into a suit? just joking
• I hope you know CPR because my heart just skipped a beat.
• I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
• My jiblets
• BLUEBRY is a... SysOp