Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/Sephiroth

Bio

Captain Sephiroth is the Picard, or Kirk of the group. He is the ships lead captain, and is pretty sure in what he is doing. Kinda. However, he knows how to insult people in Dingamon. His charm can sometimes be unresistable, even if he lacks common sense, quite a lot. He also has quite an addiction to Curry. His duties include: Sleeping, Giving orders, and wearing stylish suits.

Early Life

Not much is known about his early life, except that he was born in Canada, and in fact the whole thing about him being British is a great big lie. He graduated at 900X in Mercury University, and took a degree in piloting. In 90X5, he was drafted into the great war. Luckily, he survived by hiding in the backlines.

Connections

Chaos

Chaos is usually trying to kill him, yet Sephiroth isn't really that aware of this happening. Despite that, he's pretty good friends with Chaos, even trusting him over other members.

Unholy Tracy

He's good friends with Unholy Tracy, mostly when they're both getting wasted in the bar.

Wade

Sephiroth is one of the only people on the ship who doesn't hate Wade.

JCM

JCM is Sephiroth's (so called) grandfather. Sephiroth denies this at all costs.

Health

Sephiroth's health is a mystery to everyone. He can survive outside without any oxygen, can live without a head and can even pass off major injuries as if they are nothing. One thing about Sephiroth is that he has an advanced healing system, regrowing limbs and organs in a matter of minutes. Another biological mystery about Sephiroth is the high acidity of his blood.