Wiki TV/Bell

{The scene starts with Chwoka sitting on a recliner, smoking a pipe, and reading a newspaper. There is a desk with a phone on it right beside the chair. The phone rings.}

CHWOKA: Hmm? {picks up phone} Hello?

PERSON:{from phone} Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?

CHWOKA: ...I don't have an emergency.

PERSON:{from phone} Sir, don't call 911 unless you have an emergency.

CHWOKA: But you called me!

PERSON:{from phone} Sir, I do not know what you are talking about. Now, do you have an emergency, or not?

CHWOKA: No, of course not! You called me!

PERSON:{from phone} Sir, could you please calm down?

CHWOKA: Calm down?! I will not calm down until you explain to me just WHY you guys called me!

PERSON:{from phone} Sir, please calm down, or we may be forced to come over to your house and arrest you.

CHWOKA: ARREST ME?! YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED! THERE'S A LAW AGAINST DISTURBING THE PEACE, YOU KNOW!

PERSON:{from phone} ...Sir, I-

CHWOKA: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!

PERSON:{from phone} ... {sighs} I am very sorry, sir, but you've forced me to do this.

CHWOKA: "THIS"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TH-

{a police officer kicks the door open. He, and another police officer, rush in, grab Chwoka by the arms, and carry him out}

CHWOKA: THIS IS ABSURD! I ORDER YOU TO LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

POLICE OFFICER: ... {sighs, pulls out a taser}

CHWOKA: ...What are you-{is tasered} AAARGHHHHHH-{passes out}

{cut to the kitchen. The Noid is there, holding a phone and snickering. End scene}

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A bit predictable, but solid enough to accept. Hired! — ChwokaTalk