The gang in the grave/3

Transcript

{cuts to ambers bedroom. amber is sitting on her bed, playing on her porto falclon. lewis walks in}

LEWIS: Watcha doing?

AMBER: Trying to play this. It seems impossible!

LEWIS: {looks at the screen} Um, yeah... you've almost won.

AMBER: Really?

{Spot flies through the window}

SPOT: YOU BAWL LIKE THE BABY IN ERASERHEAD!

AMBER: You're paying for a new window.

LEWIS: Hey, have you seen pablo or that spanish guy? I haven't seen them all day.

SPOT: I heard they're celebrating Christmas in hell with an old friend.

LEWIS: Awesome! Wait, who?

{cuts to a room in hell. pablo and the spanish guy are there, along with Hobo Joe and S.C.Ammer.. Christmas decorations are up.}

SPANISH GUY: I heard it's nice here.

S.C.AMMER: Depends if you are experiencing the polka torture or not.

PABLO: So, why did you two go to hell?

HOBO JOE: IIIIIIIIII DUNNO!

S.C.AMMER: I murdered him for money and got hid disease. He just wanted to follow me.

PABLO: So, what is christmas like in hell? Is it like a normal day in hell, or does something happen?

S.C.AMMER: We get chocolate eggs.

PABLO: Wrong holiday.

S.C.AMMER: On easter we get presents and eat turkey.

PABLO: Normally, it's the other way around.

S.C.AMMER: Idiots.

SPANISH GUY: So, what the date today?

HOBO JOE: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!

PABLO: It's christmas eve.

S.C.AMMER: No, it's June twenty-fourth.

{Cut back}

LEWIS: I've never heard of either before.

AMBER: Hey, now that we're talking about christmas, have you set up your tree yet?

SPOT: Have I brought my presents yet? Oh....

LEWIS: You haven't bought your presents yet?

SPOT: Yeah...

{Spot runs off}

AMBER: Let's go see what strong dumbs up to.

{cuts to strong dumbs room. amber and lewis walk in}

LEWIS: Hey, strong dumb!

STRONG DUMB: PRESENT!

LEWIS: Isn't it a bit early?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: WANT PRESENT!

AMBER: Fine. {hands strong dumbs two presents. one is wrapped in with paper with a candle design, the other is green with a red orniment design} The one with the candles is from me, and the one with the orniments is from lewis.

STRONG DUMB: MORE! MORE MORE MORE!

LEWIS: You have more, but we open presents from each other tomorrow. You don't want to be the one not opening presents tomorrow, do you?

STRONG DUMB: {Crying} MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

AMBER: Calm down. It isn't the end of the world.

STRONG DUMB: IS! IS IS IS!

LEWIS: Ok... bye! {rushes out}

AMBER: You need to stop crying!

{Strong Dumb hits Amber}

AMBER: Stop that, or I'll take away those presents!

{Cut to inside Strong Dumbs head. A strong dumb wearing a common sense sign and a strong dumb wearing a anger sign around its neck are talking}

COMMON-SENSE: You'll lose or your presents!

ANGER You can just hit her again and take them back!

{A bomb flies in from the left}

COMMON-SENSE: What's that?

ANGER: I dunno.

{The dynamite explodes. Cut to outside Strong Dumb who's head explodes and grows back}

AMBER: AAAAGH! {rushes out}

{cuts to a toy store. pinky is working at a check out lane. spot walks in}

PINKY: Hey, spot!

SPOT: Hey, why haven't you been here for the last two episodes?

PINKY: I was getting presents and applying for a job here.

SPOT: What about Vinera?

PINKY: I'm really not sure.

SPOT: Okay. I want everything for everyone and wrapping paper for it.

PINKY: Then why are you pushing a cart if you want everything?

SPOT: I need one of sixteen things if you please.

PINKY: What?

SPOT: Aww, screw it. I'm stealing.

{Cut to Hell again. Spot appears}

PABLO Hello!

SPOT: Wai? Wha? Where? Am? I?

PABLO: Hell.

SPOT: Why?

PABLO: Attempted robbery.

SPOT: Then why have you only been here one hour?

PABLO: We were going to celebrate christmas here.

SPOT: Then, how did you get here?

SPANISH GUY: To get in, you must do bad deed.

PABLO: Or get {holds up two large tickets} permission.

SPOT: Then how do we get out?

SPANISH GUY: We didn't really think that through...

PABLO: I guess we will have to do something really good if doing something bad in heaven gets you sent to hell.

SPOT: How do you do good things in hell?

{Everyone looks around}

SPANISH GUY: Ooooooooooh, no.

PABLO: Hey, if you even wanted to visit hell, you could have just used the {the camera shifts, showing an elevator door} elevator down. {the camera shifts back.}

SPOT: Sure.

SINGERS: Anti-climactic edning to the rescue!

{Cut to a screen saying "evryone got out. The end.}

{End}

Trivia

• Despite being a Christmas special, it was finshed on New Years Day.