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RAIKU: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Hwi.
Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?
Fwom,
Da Bay Bee
RAIKU: Su-
{There is a bell}
RAIKU: Let Me get that!
{He gets the door. There is a baby.}
RAIKU: Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?
{the baby looks up}
BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!
RAIKU: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!
BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}
RAGGON: Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?
{the baby throws a stinky at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}
RAIKU: Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! {He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}
BABY: Idiot. {has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}
RAIKU: {blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}
BABY: {warps out, grabs knife} Don't make mwe use tis!
RAIKU: Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!
BABY: Woo made mwe! {stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}
RAIKU: Nice try!
{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}
RAIKU: No you don't. {Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body} He was in diguise?!?
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